Gunm Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 From Craigslist.....a little lengthly but a good entry for www.whatthefuck?!?.com Yesterday, I took the day off & went with my wife & daughter to her preschool for a Halloween party. When we got home around noon, I noticed that my alarm had activated & there was a break in. I cautiously walked in & noticed that someone had broken my dining room window, climbed into our house & dug through my bedroom. Then I noticed that there was a gallon of milk sitting on my living room floor, my refrigerator had been dug through and there was food in my laundry room where someone had made themselves a sandwich. They actually left a block of cheese with tooth marks on the floor of my kitchen. Then I walked upstairs to my study room & there was a human diarrhea on the carpet. This was an all time low for my experience living in Oakland. The funny thing is that none of my stuff of any value was even touched. Some piece of shit actually went through the trouble of hopping a fence, breaking a glass window, setting off an alarm & risking getting busted so that they could eat my food & shit on my carpet. What the fuck is this world coming to ! I will say this, I bought a home in Oakland 2- 1/2 years ago with an open mind & the hope that this city was improving. I have defended Oakland to people who have bad mouthed it & have been optimistic that this is a good place to live. This is the second time in that short period that my house has been burglarized. The Police came about an hour after we called them & said that a fingerprint dispatch would come over later, they never showed up. I finally just cleaned evrything up & gave up on the fingerprinting. It is dissapointing to me that a city in this location & with this much potential still cannot clean up crime. What the fuck is it gonna take to fix this city? It is now ranked the 8th most dangerous place in the country & NOTHING is being done about it! I AM FED UP !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Why did you shit on that man's carpet? You and Eastbay have hit a new low. :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Real thugs shit on other people's floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 and bite right from da hunk o teh cheese...leavin' teh bite markz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 someone shit out the front of my house and left their gloves next to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 ILB left a partially sipped bottle of sauza next to my car one night it's in my freezer now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 ILB left a partially sipped bottle of sauza next to my car one night it's in my freezer now Shut Yo Face!! I am tired of hearing your East Bay adventures of fun.... hate hate hate All Sneak does is the work n school.....and it's really starting to make him onrry. :mad: :mad: :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 work and school make you horny...eww... I had some kid shit in my roomates closet not this past weekend but the one before that...you all heard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ahh man, i can't fade the tequila maybe Patron... But anything less is unfuckwithable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I mean really...who shits on a rug?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 partially sipped? im pretty sure that shit was basically gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 partially sipped? im pretty sure that shit was basically gone oops, i meant to say "a partial sip was left" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 this thread is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My roomates dogs shit on the floor sometimes... I hate those little fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 a guy once took a dump on the floor of a cubicle in the men'sroom of the pub I work at. that's bad enough but then he took off his barney rubble sock dipped it in the shit that was in a big puddle on the floor and wrote things on the walls. It was fucking grim at 3 am on a busy saturday night. I got sent down to clean it but it was too much so I put warning tape over the doors adn made everyone use the ladies until the chinese contract cleaners arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 when you gotta go....you gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 sounds like it was a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 with a dairy craving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 it really tied the room together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 This reminds me of the time a guest at the hotel i work at had stupidly parked their car out on the street overnight. Well, when they came down in the morning they found their car not only broken into, but the backseat used as a toilet. And to add insult to injury, all their french language CD's were broken in half. And as a final insult they had to drive the car back to the rental place to exchange it. That was the funniest thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 You did it didnt you....:nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I wish, that would have been even fuinnier. Ive been planning on paying some hobo to recreate that in the even that some guest ever gets out of line with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 ^^^ all those connections in the department must come in handy huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Burglars been leaving steamers in the foyer, or living room or in the middle of the kitchen table, anyway, it used to be pretty common... I guess it probably slacked off w/ the rise of DNA testing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 homeless person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I sure know i would shit in a house if i broke into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 No comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Real thugs shit on other people's floors. truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Man I will shoot anyone in the face that breaks into my house. I hope they do it when I'm home so I can kill them slowly while talking to them about how their shitty life will end in horrible agony. I am going to move to the woods. Far away. If you come visit, you better call first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 OAKLAND FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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