Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
potholder

Are you white, under 35, like asian girls?

Recommended Posts

Haha, check out the emails page

 

Subject : We want some sex and you want sex, We have all you want!!!!!

 

Hello keiko, we are two super nice and sexy catalan guys and we want a lots of sex with you.

 

We know that you are “muy bonita”.

 

I say: A Saying in Tokyo : Two men is two wallets and four kidney. haha

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i just emailed her:

 

 

dear keiko,

 

i happy to be white, under 35, and very attractive.

however, i do not know that you are not a skank.

i require massive amounts of nude pictures so that

i might determine if you are a fat 55 year old grandfather

of four, or a nice looking asian with many sexually transmitted

diseases (yes, i can tell by looking at pictures, but they must be

fully nude pictures. some maybe with a candle, or perhaps a

broom handle sticking into one of your various holes).

 

cuddles

casek

 

 

i started to refer to her as "undugu".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest R@ndomH3ro

Looks like I stepped into a Lens thread

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
no a tenticle he is an octopus ya heard

 

there are no jewish octopi! you hear me!?!?!??!

 

that's just insane! now, a jewish unicorn i would believe......

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Theres also jewish tightasses too

 

 

that's 99% of the country.

 

 

 

edit for funny jewish joke:

(non-racist)

 

 

 

 

you guys hear about the new jewish made cars?

they go from 0-60 in 3 seconds, have a $3k

stereo, full blown lather interior, they can stop on a dime

and pick it up, too.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×