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Are you white, under 35, like asian girls?

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Haha, check out the emails page

 

Subject : We want some sex and you want sex, We have all you want!!!!!

 

Hello keiko, we are two super nice and sexy catalan guys and we want a lots of sex with you.

 

We know that you are “muy bonita”.

 

I say: A Saying in Tokyo : Two men is two wallets and four kidney. haha

i just emailed her:

 

 

dear keiko,

 

i happy to be white, under 35, and very attractive.

however, i do not know that you are not a skank.

i require massive amounts of nude pictures so that

i might determine if you are a fat 55 year old grandfather

of four, or a nice looking asian with many sexually transmitted

diseases (yes, i can tell by looking at pictures, but they must be

fully nude pictures. some maybe with a candle, or perhaps a

broom handle sticking into one of your various holes).

 

cuddles

casek

 

 

i started to refer to her as "undugu".

OOOH LENS..WHERE ART THOU?!

 

Probably on a plane to Tokyo.:lol:

I wouldnt touch that shit with a tenticle.

Looks like I stepped into a Lens thread

no a tenticle he is an octopus ya heard

 

there are no jewish octopi! you hear me!?!?!??!

 

that's just insane! now, a jewish unicorn i would believe......

Theres also jewish tightasses too

 

 

that's 99% of the country.

 

 

 

edit for funny jewish joke:

(non-racist)

 

 

 

 

you guys hear about the new jewish made cars?

they go from 0-60 in 3 seconds, have a $3k

stereo, full blown lather interior, they can stop on a dime

and pick it up, too.

my question is (how did you come to find this webpage potholder??

sorry, late getting into this thread....

 

I'll have to check it out around lunch...I am still in a haze from last night

Okay, just checked it out....ha ha ha, looks awesome

 

 

the Lens abides

Anyone ever watch a movie titled: The Audition??

 

I'm thinking of that torture scene in the movie..

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