Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 -Winston, you're drunk -Bessy, you're ugly. And you'll still be in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 a little bored are we? I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake-which I also keep handy W.C.Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 more... The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness Sir Walter Raleigh It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth George Burns When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading Henny Youngman ..word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 "If you want yer money, you come an git it, ya Baloney!" -H.Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otto dix Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 i woke up drunk in a friend's bed with my finger in the elastic of his boxer shorts, i pulled it out and said out loud "that's a no cool". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 the other night while I was drunk I learned that if you poop in the litter box the cat will bury it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 How could i forget, 'Too drunk to fuck" Dead kennedys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 ranger rules of dating... no girl is ugly when your dick is in her mouth.. a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 -mi nombre es alfonso ruiz paguaga -is that a bottle in your pants or are you , no, wait, -hahaha, i dont get it -dyjueee7d56ddnrcfh';.g (something like that) :dazed: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 "whaa....what the fuck is this warm shit splashing on my hand....oooohhhh....hhhmmmm, guess ill just ride it out..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 "I'll fuck a fat bitch but ...only when I'm drunk." Tash, The Liks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 FRESH OFF THE FIRE TURKEY DAY QUOTES. COURTESY OF MAD MAN TIM... TIM: "LETS BEAT UP SOME COLLEGE KID SO BAD HE GETS A DISABILITY FROM IT AND 'GIVES THANKS' THAT I DIDN'T KILL HIM..." B&F: "HOLY CHRIST" TIM: "THEN NEXT YEAR HE CAN GIVE THANKS HE DOESN'T RUN INTO ME AGAIN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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