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-Winston, you're drunk

-Bessy, you're ugly. And you'll still be in the morning

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Guest --zeSto--

a little bored are we?

 

I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake-which I also keep handy

W.C.Fields

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more...

 

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness

Sir Walter Raleigh

 

It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth

George Burns

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

Henny Youngman

 

..word!

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Guest Handjob

"If you want yer money, you come an git it, ya Baloney!"

-H.Simpson

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i woke up drunk in a friend's bed with my finger in the elastic of his boxer shorts, i pulled it out and said out loud "that's a no cool".

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Guest imported_Tesseract

How could i forget,

'Too drunk to fuck"

Dead kennedys

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-mi nombre es alfonso ruiz paguaga

-is that a bottle in your pants or are you , no, wait,

-hahaha, i dont get it

-dyjueee7d56ddnrcfh';.g (something like that)

:dazed: :crazy:

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FRESH OFF THE FIRE TURKEY DAY QUOTES.

COURTESY OF MAD MAN TIM...

 

TIM: "LETS BEAT UP SOME COLLEGE KID SO BAD HE GETS A DISABILITY FROM IT AND 'GIVES THANKS' THAT I DIDN'T KILL HIM..."

B&F: "HOLY CHRIST"

TIM: "THEN NEXT YEAR HE CAN GIVE THANKS HE DOESN'T RUN INTO ME AGAIN"

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