soupBDC Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I seriously believe there is a man, with infiinite control over everyone's fate and an axe to grind against this world's human conditioning and social conformities. Noone else would allow me to meet the woman any man would gladly spend the rest of eternity with, and make her seven inches taller than myself. While it all works out horizontally, everything else we do vertically is really awkward. It's fun for now but god needs to get with the fucking program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Dude you're asian aren't you? Get used to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. let us see this amazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Oh i'm gettin used to it. Last girl who was taller than me every morning-after would seriously ALWAYS say "Have I ALWAYS been taller than you?" Sometimes you gotta choke a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Oh you finally respond to me. Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Hahaha. is there a time difference between Oakland and Hayward? Im tired as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Every time I get a little bit of cash, the government sends the police my way to make sure I don't hold on to it. -fuse. I was going to blame it on God, but I figure it's more feasible that the government is actually watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. the government invented god as a means to keep you distracted from what's really going on in the world. dar. /9/11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. but the notion of a god has been around since the early years of man... surely the gov't had or has nothing to do with it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 ouch i met a guy once from this board who lied to me about how tall he was by a few inches. that shit was not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. Having a tall woman would be no problem, just grab her around the waist and walk on down the street, what's real fucked up is having a girl who's like a 1/2inch-inch taller than you and saying all that "No really I think I am taller than you" bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. but the notion of a god has been around since the early years of man... surely the gov't had or has nothing to do with it.. nonsense. nobody is ever responsible for anything, the government is behind everything anyone could ever fail at and official explainations are disinformation, bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. this made absolutely no sense to me, or has any relevance to my post...^^^ i also would like to continue this conversation, but am afraid if i do so i will get banned again as that was the case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. that proves to you that even this forum is just another tool of society..the government is keeping a good watch on us. eventually i will kill them all and steal their riches though... go with christ man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. pigs nowadays think some of us are fools... i know wassup and i seen you watching me and chasing me... some bs from teh other night... i got highly annoyed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. this made absolutely no sense to me, or has any relevance to my post...^^^ It does. Trust me. Just read it a few more times. It's all in there. Fuckin' 9/11. Obviously you don't speak jargon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. obviously.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. the government is behind everything anyone could ever fail at and official explainations are disinformation, to fail is human... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. We are gods lost children. Believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: There is a god... and he's fucking with me. midgets are so cute. you cute little midget you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 tall is good. woman is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 taller chick? yeah it's awkward, and yeah i'll probably point and stare. but who cares, ur getting play w/ those long legs. and im guessing if u are asian, then she's not asian (being taller than u and all)... so if thats the case, go create a soup army of beautiful kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 yep. 7 inches is pretty serious. I couldnt get down with a female 7 inches bigger than me. That would make her almost 6'7. Thats just flat out too much woman. In fact 1 inch would be a problem for me. Not that its a bad thing but you must be pretty small On the plus side... If you are having trouble reaching stuff from the top of the fridge or a high cabinet she has your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Ok soup. I got the solution. chop her off at the ankles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Or at the eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 You're all missing the point here. There is a man out there with infinite wisdom, infinite power, and infinite time, and he finds it all great fun to fuck with you! And you cant even stare him in the face and tell him to stop this nonsense and quit touching you because he's got you completly fucking surrounded. He'll outwit you, outgun you, and outlive every lifeform your kin choose to breed. Just look at the people he gives money to, what seems important to you compared to what you must do to become apparently "successful." It fucking sucks. That's all for now tho, Im about to partake in some gender swapped version of king kong with the ape played by a 6' 2" Bio Mech student Tennis ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Girls like it when you go down on them but girls LOVE IT when you go UP on them... just a page from the Smartbook... tall girls are like 'programmed to recieve'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 God has fucking DONE IT AGAIN. After getting over her 6' 2" figure, it's now come out that she's my boss' niece. ............. OH MY FUCKING GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Pee in butt dude, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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