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There is a god... and he's fucking me.

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I seriously believe there is a man, with infiinite control over everyone's fate and an axe to grind against this world's human conditioning and social conformities. Noone else would allow me to meet the woman any man would gladly spend the rest of eternity with, and make her seven inches taller than myself. While it all works out horizontally, everything else we do vertically is really awkward.

 

It's fun for now but god needs to get with the fucking program.

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Dude you're asian aren't you? Get used to it.

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Oh i'm gettin used to it. Last girl who was taller than me every morning-after would seriously ALWAYS say "Have I ALWAYS been taller than you?"

 

Sometimes you gotta choke a bitch.

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Oh you finally respond to me.

 

Dick.

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Hahaha. is there a time difference between Oakland and Hayward? Im tired as fuck.

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Every time I get a little bit of cash, the government sends the police my way to make sure I don't hold on to it.

 

-fuse.

 

I was going to blame it on God, but I figure it's more feasible that the government is actually watching.

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the government invented god as a means to keep you distracted from what's really going on in the world.

 

 

dar.

 

 

/9/11

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but the notion of a god has been around since the early years of man...

surely the gov't had or has nothing to do with it..

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ouch

 

i met a guy once from this board who lied to me about how tall he was by a few inches.

that shit was not cool.

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Having a tall woman would be no problem, just grab her around the waist and walk on down the street, what's real fucked up is having a girl who's like a 1/2inch-inch taller than you and saying all that "No really I think I am taller than you" bullshit

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but the notion of a god has been around since the early years of man...

surely the gov't had or has nothing to do with it..

 

nonsense. nobody is ever responsible for anything, the government is behind everything anyone could ever fail at and official explainations are disinformation, bar none.

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this made absolutely no sense to me, or has any relevance to my post...^^^

 

i also would like to continue this conversation, but am afraid if i do so i will get banned again as that was the case...

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that proves to you that even this forum is just another tool of society..the government is keeping a good watch on us. eventually i will kill them all and steal their riches though... go with christ man.

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pigs nowadays think some of us are fools...

i know wassup and i seen you watching me and chasing me...

some bs from teh other night...

i got highly annoyed!

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this made absolutely no sense to me, or has any relevance to my post...^^^

 

It does. Trust me. Just read it a few more times. It's all in there.

 

Fuckin' 9/11.

 

 

 

 

Obviously you don't speak jargon.

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the government is behind everything anyone could ever fail at and official explainations are disinformation,

 

to fail is human...

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taller chick? yeah it's awkward, and yeah i'll probably point and stare. but who cares, ur getting play

w/ those long legs. and im guessing if u are asian, then she's not asian (being taller than u and all)...

so if thats the case, go create a soup army of beautiful kids

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yep. 7 inches is pretty serious. I couldnt get down with a female

7 inches bigger than me. That would make her almost 6'7. Thats

just flat out too much woman. In fact 1 inch would be a problem

for me. Not that its a bad thing but you must be pretty small

 

On the plus side... If you are having trouble reaching stuff from the

top of the fridge or a high cabinet she has your back.

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