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No! Im A Stalker!


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You know nothing of stalking.

She used to work at the tattoo shop.

From the first time I saw her I had a crush on her.

So beautiful.

I would find reasons to end up there.

Rant to my friends about her and come up with some genuinely hairbrained schemes as to how I could get her attention. (There were extenuating circumstances at the time preventing me from asking her out. Namely: I had a girlfriend, and I'm not that big of a dirtbag....)

I wont even mention some of the things I said and did, but rest assured, it was pretty creepy.

One of my friends was reminding me the other day that I had said that I wanted to "put her in a glass box and just look at her all day."

 

Thats bad.... even for me.

Anyway.

We eventually hung out.

Turns out, the feelings mutual.

We've been together for a month now.

I told her everything about my "stalking".

She really thinks it's the sweetest thing ever.

I win.

 

 

Why did I even write all this.

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Try talking to her about what you told us. In a "aint that shit kinda weird and funny?" type of way. Then lay down your game and ask her if she wants to chill sometime. But act fast, if you wait you'll screw it all up. If she still thinks you're a weirdo or blows you off than forget about her. What the fuck has the internet done to you kids? Don't you have freinds to confide in?

 

 

 

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