GEEB Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Well, no im not, but heres how it goes: one of the the courses im taking this semester in colledge is this Math class, next to me is this chick,latin/black very attractive nice everything(sorry no pics) so far in class im doing very good, got a 90% on my midterm, 90s and up on all of my quizzez etc. basically i dont have to do the homework my proff assings because im still gonna pass with an A- to an A, on the other hand shorty isnt so good at math, so i answer her questions blah blah blah see opens up to me, we talk alot IN CLASS ONLY i have to admit im feeling her, but there this other dude in my math class that also trying to swoop in on her, but she sees him as a guy friend so im not so worried about him, anyways it seems every where i fucking go shes there, maybe im getting paranoid but i dont want her to think im following her around or some shit, just yesterday my pops gets out of work early so i decide to meet him for dinner, and this chick is eating there at the restaurant with a friend, and im practically sitting two tables from her, im sure she saw me, but i didnt say anything to her, nor did she say anything to me, im starting to feel like a creep now this morning we didnt talk, shit was akward.discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 move in now or you lose. Basicly ask her if she has a bf and if she says "no", ask her out. the end. dont forget to post the n00dz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Might as well just break into her house and hide and wait for her to get home and see what happens from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 transform into one of her tampons and then play the "waiting game" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Im not so much worried about asking her out, its more or less everywhere i seem to go, she seems to be there too, i dont want her to think im following her around, i think im just being self concious about it, maybe shes the one stalking my ass, i dont know, i just dont want to give off the worng vibe being everywhere she seems to be ya know? especially with "females are often stalked in college." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 you missed out when you were in the restaurant. oh by the way... dumb ass thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 YOUR A FUCKING STALKER wait outside her window with a camcorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Moe has a good idea there. Just ask her out, like what have you got to lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I used to think about stalking this one guy. But I was just too lazy. So instead, I would just wait for him to come around. We totally kissed on the mouth. And held hands. Then my whore of a traveling partner sexed down his bod while I was at the beer store. I kicked both of them off the porch we slept on. And slashed thier space bag pillows with a knife. I forgave them the next day. And all was well in the land of Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Im not so much worried about asking her out, its more or less everywhere i seem to go, she seems to be there too, i dont want her to think im following her around, i think im just being self concious about it, maybe shes the one stalking my ass, i dont know, i just dont want to give off the worng vibe being everywhere she seems to be ya know? especially with "females are often stalked in college." you think too much. now you seem like a stalker. it's just coincidence (or fate) fucking ask her out already. jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 c'mon mang. If you're rockin the TH-vibe then you should already know what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 It was only awkward the next day because you saw eachother and didn't aknowledge her - girls are fragile like that, and maybe you are too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 dude if you dont bone her youre gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 you think too much. now you seem like a stalker. it's just coincidence (or fate) fucking ask her out already. jesus. this is key. don't ever mention that you felt weird about the fact that you kept running into her! the more you think about it, the more your behaviour is going to look like someone who is too concerned with looking like a stalker. which just makes you look more like one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 BE YOURSELF AND BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Damn that sucks. Life will throw you some weird breaks. I wouldn't sweat it. Best way to deal with an akward situation is to just let it out in the open. So just tell her you're not stalking her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 BTW Right in time for Halloween! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 dont forget to post the n00dz.yehs post teh n00dz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 you should start hanging around outside of her house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 maybe she's stalking you son! OH NO! MOTHERFUCKER THE CLOSET! THAT BITCH IS IN THE CLOSET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 do whatever you want. you have teh free willz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 It was only awkward the next day because you saw eachother and didn't aknowledge her - girls are fragile like that, and maybe you are too. I know people who give girls high fives the morning after they fuck them. It's reallly horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 youve never done that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 No not really, when it comes to one night flings im either passed out or through the dooor in morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 the calls were coming from inside the house.. steal some of her hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 dude if you dont bone her youre gay yehs post teh n00dz dont forget to post the n00dz. I agree with all of these... Maybe you people have extremely similar tastes and you end up at the same places... Say holla and punch a bitch you got nothin to lose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Maybe you people have extremely similar tastes... And if you dont bone her you def do...Like the taste of dick!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 It's the universe telling you to get laid.. You should've been having your friends smell your fingers by now... Good luck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 shit was akward "awkward" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 so all thats left to do, well in my passed experences......is to kill her. maybe cut her tits off anf and stick something in her cunt,as to to show the police it was deffently a crime of pasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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