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This may make me a lazy muthafucka


AyeBee

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but it really, REALLY bothers me when I have to make an unnecessary trip to the bathroom. Like when you take a shit, wipe, pull your pants back up, wash your hands (some of us at least), get back to what you were doin and then 10 seconds later hafta piss

 

GOD, I FUCKIN HATE IT

 

Don't discuss, just agree

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I am so lazy that I have asked someone else to brush my teeth for me before.

 

If I don't have a chair to shower in, I lay down in the tub.

 

I have laid on the ground and just had people pour the space bag directly into my mouth for me because I was tired of having to sit up in order to drink.

 

I have many more examples of how I am possibly the laziest person ever.

But I don't want to have to think that much.

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This is a fucked scenario.

I hate this stuff.

Life would be so much simpler without it.

Thats why when I am in public I refuse to wash my hands at some places after taking a piss as I trust the germs on my own dick much more than the ones from other peoples.

 

this post is all kinds of gay.

also: wash your hands you disgusting bastard.

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I miss my shower chair. I grew up with one of those from when my dad was alive. Shit was great...your all tired flop down on it in the shower and just lazily wash off. Sadly where I live now I all have is a stand up shower that is too small for the chair. I hate that fucking shower.

 

Ayebee there is a reason I have a bookshelf in my bathroom. I sit and read and make sure I get everything out. Its my relaxation time to sit and revel in my own cloud of stink.

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^^^

It is basically this one.

It swivels.

We also have one of these bad boys..

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Books in the bathroom gross me out.

The thought of people touching them while doo doo is going on,and then leaving it there for the next person to pick up.

I don't like that.

They are basically just books of poop germs.

 

I also hate bar soap for hand washing.

They are just slimy cakes of germs.

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