AyeBee Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 but it really, REALLY bothers me when I have to make an unnecessary trip to the bathroom. Like when you take a shit, wipe, pull your pants back up, wash your hands (some of us at least), get back to what you were doin and then 10 seconds later hafta piss GOD, I FUCKIN HATE IT Don't discuss, just agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I agree. but would like to discuss it, so i will: I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 yeah. or when you take a shit, think ur done, wipe etc... and them when ur done washin your hands you gotta shit again! damn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 This is a fucked scenario. I hate this stuff. Life would be so much simpler without it. Thats why when I am in public I refuse to wash my hands at some places after taking a piss as I trust the germs on my own dick much more than the ones from other peoples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I am so lazy that I have asked someone else to brush my teeth for me before. If I don't have a chair to shower in, I lay down in the tub. I have laid on the ground and just had people pour the space bag directly into my mouth for me because I was tired of having to sit up in order to drink. I have many more examples of how I am possibly the laziest person ever. But I don't want to have to think that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 This is a fucked scenario. I hate this stuff. Life would be so much simpler without it. Thats why when I am in public I refuse to wash my hands at some places after taking a piss as I trust the germs on my own dick much more than the ones from other peoples. this post is all kinds of gay. also: wash your hands you disgusting bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 hahahahaha word to hand washing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 word to hand washing!! what the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 sitting down on a chair in the shower? thats like old folk stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 every fucking morning i think about how i need to bring a chair in that motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I am old. I creak when I walk. I also take naps in the afternoon. And watch The Golden Girls on the daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 every fucking morning i think about how i need to bring a chair in that motherfucker. You should. Once you do, there is no going back. You will wonder why it took you so long to start. Chairs in the shower is the new black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tops_One Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 wow i never thought of that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Now I see why some people take the Sunday paper in with them.. Sit and read 'til it all comes out... Hmmm... The wisdom of the wise I tell ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm in and out of the shower in about ten mins, tops. I don't have time in the morning to sit around in the shower. I nurse every minute of sleep. What kind of chair do you use ? Lawn chair ... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I miss my shower chair. I grew up with one of those from when my dad was alive. Shit was great...your all tired flop down on it in the shower and just lazily wash off. Sadly where I live now I all have is a stand up shower that is too small for the chair. I hate that fucking shower. Ayebee there is a reason I have a bookshelf in my bathroom. I sit and read and make sure I get everything out. Its my relaxation time to sit and revel in my own cloud of stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 ^^^ It is basically this one. It swivels. We also have one of these bad boys.. Books in the bathroom gross me out. The thought of people touching them while doo doo is going on,and then leaving it there for the next person to pick up. I don't like that. They are basically just books of poop germs. I also hate bar soap for hand washing. They are just slimy cakes of germs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 hmmm perhaps i shall invest in the shower chair. better to rub one of sitting down i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 its not like I and handling poo or my turd cutter before I touch the book...I put it up, wipe my ass, do the rest of the bathroom ritual and go about my bussiness. Darwin awards series is always a good bathroom read, good for thw quick poo or the long haul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Everybody puts the book down before wiping their ass. no germs on the book. Some peeps store their library right next to the toilet, though. that's gross, they always get their share of piss on everytime you take a leak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I keep mine within reach of the toilet but the way my bathroom is set up I am a human piss shield to keep my books clean. My mom has a small tv in her bathroom. When I am over at her house logging on to the shiternet I am known to turn that thing on and catch some PBS on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I take my swivle chair into the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 thats the shit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 it may make you lazy it may make you incontinent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 thats what butts are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I sit down in the tub for at least 10 minutes every morning with hot water falling on my head. It's awesome. Fuck a chair, keep your shower clean and sit in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Yeah, sitting/laying in a hot shower is the fucking best. Especially when hung over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 laying in a hot tub after a hard days work... with the alcdohol and stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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