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No pee in the butt..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This chick who's house I stayed at in Missouri last summer, the first night she met me, I drank too much and woke up on her couch in a puddle and nude from the waist down.

I tried to just flip the cushion and go back to sleep.

But it was no use.

I laid on a couch in her back yard and went back to sleep.

She got a little upset at me when she found the couch wet with pee pee.

But not upset enough to tell me to sleep somewhere else.

From then on out, when we would go to the bar, she would cover her couch cushions with plastic garbage bags at the end of the night.

But then she would always just tell me I could sleep in her bed.

I think she was trying to do the hot and heavy with me.

 

One night,my traveling partner was doing the sexy with some lady and he left his hat sitting on the couch.

Me and the lady of the house pee pee'd in his hat.

She filmed it.

And then his hat got shit in.

We laughed and laughed and laughed.

He went to jail that week and I left town.

Never to see that nerd again.

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i was not talking about peeing in the butt.....that story was hot, though...

 

 

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No pee in the butt..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This chick who's house I stayed at in Missouri last summer, the first night she met me, I drank too much and woke up on her couch in a puddle and nude from the waist down.

I tried to just flip the cushion and go back to sleep.

But it was no use.

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I sleep 6-8 hours a night, bitches.

 

 

not cool at all. another bragger.

 

 

last weekend, i drove to south carolina, checked in to hotel, got 3 hours of sleep....

painful to get that. tossing and turning....it gets old. then woke up at 6:00a.m.

and worked all day, then drove back home and didn't get to sleep until 3:00a.m.

slept maybe 4 hours, woke up, ran some errands. replace that one weekend with

every day of my fucking life and you've got a good picture of the torment i go through.

 

my brain is active at all moments. it won't rest. i'm in hell sometimes.

 

i won't ever eat bologna again.

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bloodfart would probably make a good tight-end receiver

 

 

 

/no football

 

"Nothing trumps anal on the first date."

 

 

When I was coming up, my mom would always call me a bruiser.

I would ask her what she meant by it.

And she would tell me that I look like I should play football.

 

I am sturdy.

And can take a punch well.

Maybe that is what she meant.

She just didn't want to jinx my future relationships.

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something like this.

 

I go to sleep anywhere from 4-8 in the morning.

I wake up 4 hours later.

Not because I have to.

Just because I am a robot.

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casek getting dirty

 

i'm on a clock

sleep at 5a up at 11a

my sanity's not at stake since that's already lost

I usually try to drink just enough, so i'm not drunk and just tired

but lately nothing works

 

I'll need a graveyard shift since these are my awake hours.

 

 

 

naw, we were talking about food an shit.

it's just that your mind was in the gutter.

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ok, so i've got a little story for you kids.

 

lately, i've been back on l-arginine and l-glutamine. they're synergistic in helping my body produce no2. that converts to testosterone. which, in turn helps me lift a little longer.

it also makes my body kick out mad hormones. so, for the past two nights, every time i go into a store, a blonde chick has hit on me. it's been multiples, not just the same blonde.

 

i'm wondering if it's the cologne i wear, or perhaps a combination. also, when do i move up to "brunette production of said hormones?" has been on my mind since i'm not really feelin' blondes unless they are nords or french.

 

yawn.

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