MOE-LESTER Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 pot doesnt help me at all anymore, it actualy keeps me up for hours and hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 sweet tears=urine? Nope. I only pee the bed when I am an over-night guest at someone else's house. And past the blacked-out drunk stage of the evening. I don't want my own home smelling like a hobo camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i barely get any sleep anymore. Probably has something to do with the excessive caffeine i drink :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Nope. I only pee the bed when I am an over-night guest at someone else's house. And past the blacked-out drunk stage of the evening. I don't want my own home smelling like a hobo camp. so, you wanna crash at my place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 No pee in the butt.. This chick who's house I stayed at in Missouri last summer, the first night she met me, I drank too much and woke up on her couch in a puddle and nude from the waist down. I tried to just flip the cushion and go back to sleep. But it was no use. I laid on a couch in her back yard and went back to sleep. She got a little upset at me when she found the couch wet with pee pee. But not upset enough to tell me to sleep somewhere else. From then on out, when we would go to the bar, she would cover her couch cushions with plastic garbage bags at the end of the night. But then she would always just tell me I could sleep in her bed. I think she was trying to do the hot and heavy with me. One night,my traveling partner was doing the sexy with some lady and he left his hat sitting on the couch. Me and the lady of the house pee pee'd in his hat. She filmed it. And then his hat got shit in. We laughed and laughed and laughed. He went to jail that week and I left town. Never to see that nerd again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 used to work graveyard shift (11pm to 7am) five days/night sa week I got really good at sleeping through everything and then got a 9yo5 and i sleep like a log every night but can't wake up in the mornings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i was not talking about peeing in the butt.....that story was hot, though... Default Re: Insomniacs Anonymous 12oz club Today, 09:25 PM No pee in the butt.. This chick who's house I stayed at in Missouri last summer, the first night she met me, I drank too much and woke up on her couch in a puddle and nude from the waist down. I tried to just flip the cushion and go back to sleep. But it was no use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 bloodfarts stories pretty much rule life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 your face pretty much rules at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 bloodfart would probably make a good tight-end receiver /no football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 your face pretty much rules at life. your face rules MY world. /yeshomo? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I sleep 6-8 hours a night, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I sleep 6-8 hours a night, bitches. not cool at all. another bragger. last weekend, i drove to south carolina, checked in to hotel, got 3 hours of sleep.... painful to get that. tossing and turning....it gets old. then woke up at 6:00a.m. and worked all day, then drove back home and didn't get to sleep until 3:00a.m. slept maybe 4 hours, woke up, ran some errands. replace that one weekend with every day of my fucking life and you've got a good picture of the torment i go through. my brain is active at all moments. it won't rest. i'm in hell sometimes. i won't ever eat bologna again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I haven't slept in around 30 hours. not even tired anymore, just delerious. this is the part where if there was sunlight, everything would take on a surreal tripping feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 haha I LOVE BLOOD FART Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 bloodfart would probably make a good tight-end receiver /no football "Nothing trumps anal on the first date." When I was coming up, my mom would always call me a bruiser. I would ask her what she meant by it. And she would tell me that I look like I should play football. I am sturdy. And can take a punch well. Maybe that is what she meant. She just didn't want to jinx my future relationships. something like this. I go to sleep anywhere from 4-8 in the morning. I wake up 4 hours later. Not because I have to. Just because I am a robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 tomboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I am currently wearing an apron and high heels. The only sports I play are in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I am currently wearing an apron and high heels. The only sports I play are in the kitchen. my kinda lady. i'd totally toss you a can of green beans for your casserole. (wow, that almost sounds sexual, huh?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 if i get to bed before 2 its a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 my kinda lady. i'd totally toss you a can of green beans for your casserole. (wow, that almost sounds sexual, huh?) I make a mean cream gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i bet you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 casek getting dirty i'm on a clock sleep at 5a up at 11a my sanity's not at stake since that's already lost I usually try to drink just enough, so i'm not drunk and just tired but lately nothing works I'll need a graveyard shift since these are my awake hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 casek getting dirty i'm on a clock sleep at 5a up at 11a my sanity's not at stake since that's already lost I usually try to drink just enough, so i'm not drunk and just tired but lately nothing works I'll need a graveyard shift since these are my awake hours. naw, we were talking about food an shit. it's just that your mind was in the gutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I just can never get to sleep at a reasonable time. Ha ha, it's almost 4am. Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I never got any sleep wednesday night. I've been up since tuesday afternoon. ouch. I just loaded up on benadryl and don't have to be anywhere for 8 more hours. I'm audi 5000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 and for the rest of us.... new southpark "hell on earth" episode http://www.dailymotion.com/search/south%20park/video/xjtdw_south-park-1011-hell-on-earth-2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 bumping for tonight. it's gonna me a long one, mildred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 ok, so i've got a little story for you kids. lately, i've been back on l-arginine and l-glutamine. they're synergistic in helping my body produce no2. that converts to testosterone. which, in turn helps me lift a little longer. it also makes my body kick out mad hormones. so, for the past two nights, every time i go into a store, a blonde chick has hit on me. it's been multiples, not just the same blonde. i'm wondering if it's the cologne i wear, or perhaps a combination. also, when do i move up to "brunette production of said hormones?" has been on my mind since i'm not really feelin' blondes unless they are nords or french. yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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