goosequit Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 i was just taking a shit in the bathroom at work and i noticed some graffiti. oh the bathroom isn't only for our office, it's the bathroom for the whole floor. someone drew a penis with an arrow pointing to a vagina and wrote something like.. "the quest of life" or something like that. ha. bathroom graffiti is awesome. like, the totally non hip-hop related stuff. especially in an office building! if there isn't a website for it there should be. would make a good coffee table book too. would be a fun road trip. cross country search for ballpoint pen scribbled cocks. those dirty bathroom stalls are like the chatrooms in the world of shitting. what? i have a wicked hangover. i was at "the" bar in the city last night. the bar where the models and the rich handsome people go. we decided to only communicate all night in freestyle rap mode. thus my saying clever things to waitresses like i'll take a heineken again would you blow my friend he thinks you're a ten his dick is small like ren my dick is big like stimpy and my ass is pimply. it was a real hoot. man i felt so poor and ugly in that club. anyway that was 4 hours ago. now i'm drunk at work taking very frequent shits, contemplating the deeper meaning of the hairy veiny cock that was scribbled onto the bathroom stall i just saw. -goose - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 wtf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I think you are my new hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 The Goose never disappoints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 On request of an old friend, who is now a commando in the Australian army, We once snuck into his base and I painted a big hairy cock with jizz spurting out and wrote 'Dont give it , dont get it' next to it on his boss's brand new caravan. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Im also getting drunk. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 goose goes hard. /nohomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 homo foshomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 would be a fun road trip. cross country search for ballpoint pen scribbled cocks. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 On request of an old friend, who is now a commando in the Australian army, We once snuck into his base and I painted a big hairy cock with jizz spurting out and wrote 'Dont give it , dont get it' next to it on his boss's brand new caravan. Good times. hahahah I remember a house near a chick's party house whose owners pissed us off when we were paitning a no parking sign on this chicks house. From then on we used to draw huge hairy cocks on their garage everytime we partied at this girl's house, which was about 3 times a week and they'd come and complain but we were too drunk to care oh and iquit someone already did the toilet graffiti coffee table book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 this thread far exceeds the expectations i had set for it when reading the title..... i am thoroughly impressed.... /nohomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I've driven x country a couple times. Trucker graffiti in random roadside truckstop bathrooms is udd filthy. Filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I still draw MS Paint dicks on the regular. Then I post them on people's myspace pages. Here's the last two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 haha. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 ...nothing surprises me anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 ive heard the goose freestyleing in action. it's a sight to behold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 26 my good man, you are an ideas man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I've started to make my own shitty bathroom art, I take great pride in making some on smile while rubbing oe out or libirating some slaves! "flush tiwce its the long way to the kitchen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 i draw on teh windows every time i shower and the windows get all steamy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 http://graffitiproject.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i did a wicked ms-13 scribe at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Occasionally, when I'm in the right mood, I'll write "Boner Boy" in a bathroom stall. When they buff it, I'll write "Return of Boner Boy!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I sometimes work in a liquor warehouse, and it has some fucking quality bathroom graffiti. Theres a big cork bulletin board in one (in a bathroom? I have no idea why) and it has this giant detailed set of castles drawn all over it. good castle vs. evil castle. all done in ballpoint pen one bathroom break at a time. I'll try and snap a shot of it with my cell phone next time I'm in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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