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Yeah I just got back from last appointment today it supposed to be a quick procedure it ended up taking two and a half hours.

 

It has been hell I have had to keep going to the dentist throughout this whole year.

 

The thing that made it the most uncomfortable was that I was getting it done for free but of course having a root canal surgery for free does have a catch.

 

The procedure was done by about 3 different students in total and has taken basically a year of there fuckups and my pain and me wishing that I had of gone to a proper dentist instead and forked out around $1000 which was basically unrealistic at the time so yeah.

 

Fuck dentists

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I had to get 2 cavities filled...I was pissed because now the only thing I really drink with sugar in it is coffee once a day no soda no sugar really nothing.

 

So I am going to a Hewlit Packard seminar for personal computers and crap where I will possibly have to go talk to my distributors and people that help with my account. The dentist asks "what do you have to do after this" I tell him about the seminar and he says "Ok well were aren't going to give you any novicane (spelling)" I say "is it gonna be that bad?" He goes "I dont know lets find out" Takes the drill my grill. NOT FUN AT ALL... I stuck it out with a migrane afterwards... I still couldnt talk either because my jaw hurt fuck dentistry...

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Dentists should all be hot blonde chicks! there should be a law for it.

my dentist was this milf-ish broad with large thiddys. she'd still inflict mad boners by presing teh boob all over me!!1

shes not that hot, but I can't help it in the morning.

 

 

my brother had a piece of his jaw pulled out with the wisdom tooth. remember kids...

if the tooth isn't coming off without excessive force, it might be that the dentist is being sloppy!

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yeah, what about em?

actually, it's been twelve years and a few months since i visited a dentist's office.

my teeth look ok, they aren't gleaming white or anything, but i smoke and drink tea.

 

anyway, they never hurt, i left my wisdom teeth in and they stopped bothering me.

i floss weekly and brush 3 times a day

 

after going to a couple 3rd world countries and seeing plenty of people with ok teeth

i started figuring out that professional cleaning thing is an awesome way to get money out of modern man

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yeah, what about em?

actually, it's been twelve years and a few months since i visited a dentist's office.

my teeth look ok, they aren't gleaming white or anything, but i smoke and drink tea.

 

anyway, they never hurt, i left my wisdom teeth in and they stopped bothering me.

i floss weekly and brush 3 times a day

 

after going to a couple 3rd world countries and seeing plenty of people with ok teeth

i started figuring out that professional cleaning thing is an awesome way to get money out of modern man

 

yeah i was just asking if you think it's necessary -- proffessional cleanings and checkups. i go twice a year cuz that's what people are told to do. i figure they're getting under the gums what the brush and floss cant

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I went to the dentist on acid when I was 13.. He gave me 2 fillings.. I can't go to the dentist ever again.. even the thought of it makes me cringe and want to go run as far away as possible.. so one word of advice.. never go to the dentist on acid............

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yeah i was just asking if you think it's necessary -- proffessional cleanings and checkups. i go twice a year cuz that's what people are told to do. i figure they're getting under the gums what the brush and floss cant

 

 

i guess so.

but my teeth don't seem to be suffering any consequences.

one of my coworkers went to do a post-doc in europe and didn't go to the dentist for three years

she went a few months ago and everything was fine.

 

so, if you like the cleanings and they are free, keep going

otherwise, rethink the frequency of doling out cash and time to dental hygeinists

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^^^

 

every story you lay on us involves you being wasted on something...as if that's some sort of thing that's going to make us think you're cool or something?

 

 

No

 

Ahh thank you for letting me know you care lens... like I give a fuck what the rest of 12oz thinks.. just thought I would tell the story.. it seemed to be the approriate place...

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meth is an acceptable replacement for toothpaste

Think about all them corrosive chemicals. Battery

acid, Drano. who the fuck knows what else. That

concoction burns through plaque far better than

weak ass colgate. Everybody should meth 3 times

daily and especially after meals

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The heated substance, when fully aspirated, swirls through the users' teeth and gums,

inevitably leading to sores which never heal. Tooth enamel wears away quickly as entire rows of teeth dissolve to the gumline.

It collects in the nasal passages which drain in the back of the throat, effectively corroding your entire face.

 

 

source

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