NOSHIT Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 So i get into work today and they asked if they could take up my laptop for "random spot check." I thought straight away that they wanted to check my laptop for porn. So i say "nuh i didnt bring it" and they gave me this full complicated lecture about how i should bring it everyday to work. but anyway..i get home and now i have to delete all porn and illegal music and shit. But they tell me that there is a program they can use to check everything that i have deleted. Is this true? If so, is there a way where i can beat this program so that when they do run this so called program, they will not find all the porn, music, graffiti pictures that i have deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 so what if they find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 my thoughts exactly - your human it is your right to look at porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 delete it from the recycle bin then copy some big files to your hard drive then delete them do that a few times, that should overwrite those shits i would think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 download a free version of tune up utilities.. free DL.. http://www.download.com/TuneUp-Utilities/3000-2086-10280149.html use the option "delete forever" .. it will perm delete from your computer.. you have then beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Your company gives you a lap top and you don't have a friend in IT? My IT manager is an Austrian Christian weird-o who I try to get to talk about porn all the time. When he finds weird stuff (not pron, but weird stuff) on my office computer I make up reasons for why its there and proceed tio ask why he can't stop the h@x0rz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 you could use disk defragmenter to wipe the free space maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 to answer some questions, the reason why i would get introuble for having porn, illegal music, graffiti flicks is because its a company laptop and i am going against a contract i signed when i started the job. and no i dont have any friends down in IT. Maybe the fact they dont really like me for some reason. Theyre probably the reaosn why my company decided to "randomly" do a computer check on me the advice has been great so far. thanks fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 IT guys get gurls. Word is bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Get Wincleaner or tuneup utilites...it has DOD reg destruction on it....wipe yo shit clean as a whistle. Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 jack your bosses computer and do what needs to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 Get Wincleaner or tuneup utilites...it has DOD reg destruction on it....wipe yo shit clean as a whistle. Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive. hahaha sounds good. got a link? and il keep you guys updated on it tomorrow..see how everything goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 http://www.download.com/TuneUp-Utili...-10280149.html dont thank me, thank PFFFFTTTT he posted it first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 burn your house, with the lap top in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I want to see how this turns out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 rename teh pornoz with something nice, for example: bukkakeanalrape_120.wmv --> important_extra_work.doc then they find out you've done 40gbs extra work for free, you get promotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 throw the laptop at your boss.. smasho everywhere sorted.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive. i think sneak has the best solution right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 burn your house, with the lap top in it... oh, ha ha, I like this one even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 rename teh pornoz with something nice, for example: bukkakeanalrape_120.wmv --> important_extra_work.doc then they find out you've done 40gbs extra work for free, you get promotion BLAMMMMOO!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digerati Ingresser Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 this story is going to have a bad ending no matter what you do all the files will still be there unless you have a week to delete all these files (by formatting the hard drive and running a DoD wipe across it like 5 times and maybe they will not find it best option here if you are so worried just replace the hard drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 replace hd!!! that's insanely clever!!! but wait, don't the hd's have serial numbers?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 "my car got looted - the laptop's gone" problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 hahaha all because of pR0nz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 dude there totally gonna find this thread in your history.... now we're all fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 let's get back to basics... why on earth you doing all this dumb shit on your work computer? that shit belongs to your boss, not you. and you're kidding yourself if you thought they aren't gunna monitor your ass. are you posting in this thread on your work laptop? if so, you suck times 10000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I want to see how this turns out. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Double co-signed... Transfer all pertinant files over to a new hard drive. Install said harddrive. That's the only way you're getting rid of everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Also when did ABC become Rev. Abracadabra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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