Abracadabra Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless. so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i only come online for the articles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 what leads to impotence? being overweight high blood pressure diabetes unhealthy lifestyle smoking way too many dorritos and cheetos stress all signs of being online too much. I think people come for the pr0n, then discover the world of warcraft, then the porn just doesn't do it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless. so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense handball? you couldcop the viagra cheap and sell it to the old limp guys to make a profit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i seen the fattest dude today like really fat yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 one year at bread & puppet there was this guy walking around selling ice cold condoms and viagra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I've got an erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i happen to like doritoes. DONT JUDGE ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I like them more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i love the logic...it makes perfect sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i'll fight anyone for the doritoe love title. scratch that. that makes me sound like a fatkid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i only come online for the articles ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 does your chain hang low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 does your chain hang low? didnt mac dre already use that beat?...you know the ice cream truck one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 what flavor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ummmm...i dunno.. "watch these rap niggas get all up in yo guts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i think its a little bit diffrent of a beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I wonder if the elders in nursing homes are allowed lap tops? and if their not now our generation will or i am fucking going to be bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Maybe you really need Viagra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Vaginaz are way cooler than computer screens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 cause viagra will make it a much longer lasting erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 drugs sell for big profit. men love erections. spamming is free. conundrum solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 men love erections. Ladies don't??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless. so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense This could easily be reversed dude. Of those 99% of men who are using the net for porn, how many could actually be out fucking their wives , girlys or women generaly. I would say a smaller percentage, and of those who couldnt there are probably a few that cant because..... they dicks dont work!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 HA, while you guys net the porn...I'm banging all your girls!!! Surfs UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I guess they spambotties want us to discover cocaine+viagra=sex or something. I dont know shit about drugs, nor sex for that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 if you dont like the internet then dont fucking use it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 There are so many gems on 12 oz that keep me coming back. This is one of them. Props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 if you dont like the internet then dont fucking use it!!! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 real freedom would be free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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