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I don't get it....

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why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless.

 

 

so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense

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what leads to impotence?

 

being overweight

high blood pressure

diabetes

unhealthy lifestyle

smoking

way too many dorritos and cheetos

stress

 

all signs of being online too much.

 

I think people come for the pr0n, then discover the world of warcraft, then the porn just doesn't do it anymore.

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why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless.

 

 

so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense

 

 

 

handball?

 

 

you couldcop the viagra cheap and sell it to the old limp guys to make a profit?

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Guest spectr

one year at bread & puppet there was this guy walking around selling ice cold condoms and viagra

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i'll fight anyone for the doritoe love title.

 

 

scratch that. that makes me sound like a fatkid.

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does your chain hang low?

 

didnt mac dre already use that beat?...you know the ice cream truck one.

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I wonder if the elders in nursing homes are allowed lap tops? and if their not now our generation will or i am fucking going to be bullshit

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drugs sell for big profit.

men love erections.

spamming is free.

 

conundrum solved.

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why do 99.999999% of people use the internet? porn, right? what is essential for enjoying porn? an erection. if you couldn't get an erection, you wouldn't bother coming online. it'd be like trying to play tennis without a racquet. pointless.

 

 

so, why do i, and everyone other human with an email account, get spammed to death with offers of cheap viagra? it makes no sense

 

 

This could easily be reversed dude.

Of those 99% of men who are using the net for porn, how many could actually be out fucking their wives , girlys or women generaly. I would say a smaller percentage, and of those who couldnt there are probably a few that cant because..... they dicks dont work!!!!1

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