<--- Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 My parents and school teachers told me that we live in a free country and are protected by civil rights, and that the police man is our freind. Fucking liers!:lol: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 that my dad was intensely allergic to dogs, which is why we could never get one. dude was so full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 When I was in 1st grade I came home from school and my parents told me that the familly dog "fluffy" was too old to live with us so they took it to a farm for old dogs. I beleived this for a really long time and eventually forgot all about it. Then about 20 years later I'm getting drunk with my mom talking about old times and shit and I remembered the dog and what they told me and I'm like Huh? Mom, what did yous mean by the dog had to go to a farm??? And she's like "Oh silly, there was no farm. Fluffy bit your sister so your dad took her out back and shot her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Fucking liers! Yeah, you probably shoulda listened to your English teacher a little bit... you'd have learned it was actually spelled 'liArs'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 If you cut off a cats whiskers it will fuck up it sense of balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digerati Ingresser Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ^^thats true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 If i drunk a beer i would turn out like that guy sleeeping at the train station. wasn't really a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 If you cut off a cats whiskers it will fuck up it sense of balance. That is true with most cats. I got that "eyes turning square from sitting too close to the tellie" shit. I really wasn't bothered if they did though. My uncle told me the massive smoke stacks at a factory was a cloud maker, dunno why i still remember that so well. When i think about it adults told a shit load of lies to me when i was young. Sons of bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 If I swallowed some chewy gum then it would clog up my intestines and then I couldn't shit and then you blow up like a balloon until you explode. That was one told to me by someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 my mom told me that god exists.... Who are you kidding, of course he exists. My dad told me he was going to buy me a new golf gti when I turned 18.. I had my hopes soo high and I told some people, I never got it. the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Who are you kidding, of course he exists. My dad told me he was going to buy me a new golf gti when I turned 18.. I had my hopes soo high and I told some people, I never got it. the end My dad made up serious bull shit about a BMW when i turned 18. Fuck him.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 my ma told me that if i was bad at the doctor. the next time i needed a shot she would tell him to give it to me thru my neck!!! thats some crazy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I was always told that, "If you play with fire, you will wet the bed." Also, my grandpa used to have a ranch, and he'd hunt deer. We were up there staying at the ranch one xmas holiday, and he had killed a deer. Well, he had it all cut open down the middle and airing out hanging from a tree. He came and got me and my cousins, we were probably 7-9 years old, and he told us it was rudolph that he killed and xmas wasn't going to come this year. We cried, and my grandma got mad at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 damn your mom sucked! My mom said I was going to get a Go-Kart for my bertdai kept building and building it up all my friends new my b day rolled around...no dice...so i killed her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I was always told that, "If you play with fire, you will wet the bed." Also, my grandpa used to have a ranch, and he'd hunt deer. We were up there staying at the ranch one xmas holiday, and he had killed a deer. Well, he had it all cut open down the middle and airing out hanging from a tree. He came and got me and my cousins, we were probably 7-9 years old, and he told us it was rudolph that he killed and xmas wasn't going to come this year. We cried, and my grandma got mad at him. your grandpa is a drunk...hahaha thats awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Who wouldnt cry if they found that shit out like that. christmas was the shit as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 hell yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thefence Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 When I was a kid my dad told me that because he was a fireman he was allowed to smoke cigarettes, his lungs were used to the smoke. Fucker died of lung cancer in 2004. I quit smoking before he died but told him it was because smokes were $4 a pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I'm not sure where I heard it from, but I remember when I was a kid that someone told me that jacking off to much would lead to hairy palms.....LIARS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 My grandpa was not a drunk he's just always had the same asshole type sense of humore that I've grown up around and learned to love. I get told at least once a day by my girlfriend, "You're such an asshole, I love you." Sorry, I'm not trying to get off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 EMO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 my dad told me that if i drank hot milk tapeworms would crawl out of my stomach into my mouth. that was kind of scarring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I'm not sure where I heard it from, but I remember when I was a kid that someone told me that jacking off to much would lead to hairy palms.....LIARS!!! all it does is give you smelly palms. when i was younger my extended family pretended to like me. my inside source (my cousin) would always tell me how much shit they'd talk about me when i wasn't around. and that they'd tell him not to turn out like me. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 damn your mom sucked! My mom said I was going to get a Go-Kart for my bertdai kept building and building it up all my friends new my b day rolled around...no dice...so i killed her... its kinda crazy you said this. makes me think of a kid i once met. this stories a little off topic, but i suppose it has to do with parents lying. He asked his parents for a dirtbike for christmas and begged and begged. Christmas rolls around and he looks around. no bike. fuckin psycho kills his mother, kills his father and proceeds to hide the bodies in the garage where sure enough... is a brand new dirtbike. no moral, true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 No fucking way are you kidding me!? Get the article for that one I wanna read it. How old was the kid!? What a spoiled brat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 it had to have been like 5 years back or more. im 21 now, i was 16 then. im not sure how long he was there before i came. ill try and find it but i dont know what city he was from. i wanna say boston, but im not sure. this place held kids from all over the state. it was like a max unit for juveniles down in plymouth. anybody around my age who did time there would remember the story. not for nothing, but ive met a lotttt of fuckin sick puppies in my time down. i did a shitload of juvie time, and when i was turning 18 on my first county bid i ended up going to a state hospital (bridgewater) for criminally insane people. helluva time. btw, im not insane. it was a stunt to break up the bid a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thefence Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i did a shitload of juvie time, and when i was turning 18 on my first county bid i ended up going to a state hospital (bridgewater) for criminally insane people. helluva time. btw, im not insane. it was a stunt to break up the bid a little. Nice try!!! Courts don't give "Criminally Insane" hospital stays to minors. Even if you were 18 when they sent you, you would have had to serve your full sentence. They don't give "good time" to nutbags. SOOOOO, what color was the dirt bike you found in the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Mom said: "you miss school and the police will come and take you from me" "swallow that gum and it'll stay in you for seven years" "don't buckle your seat belt and the police will come and take you from me" "hit your borther again and it will make him grow up to be twice your size and will hit you back" and then a bunch of stuff about guygod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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