Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I just moved into a new huge house with a couple people. We had about 60 people there last night at my house last night there was a wolf in my house, there was hammocking, beer pong, sex no drugs that I know of but there was rock and roll, and Asian bitches that even Lens would envy. Some1 knows when he has thrown a kick ass party when his roommate wakes up and somebody shit in his closet... I want to know some of the signs that tells you when you have had a good party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 When you can't remember anything except beating the fuck out of some faggot for stepping on your new white shoes after you told him twice not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmade Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 when your house is trashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 wolf takes cake. hell. wolf in the house > everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 When you can't remember anything that's usually my case :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 wolf in your crib? party continue? fuck pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Im interested to know how and why a wolf got in your house. And I wanna see pics of the bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 when you wake up next to something like this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 That's when you've had a good life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 pffft rocker on some hard candy shit. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Then I've def had a good life. Thanks pfft for reminding me. Hahah. +10 for the wolf -2 for the beer pong +2 for typing like your still drunk on the day after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 when youre in a high school-- getting the blood off of your couch from the fight that happened in your living room before your parents come back from vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I've woke up in my front lawn many times.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 someone climbs on your roof to drop all their hard earned cash on the crowd having a halloween party so amazing noone makes plans for next year running into friends from 10 years ago that didn't know it was your party bathroom sex then laughing at her infront of the party the police grab a beer living on the second floor and finding passedout party goers on the forth floor laundry room running out at 3am to grab twice as much beer you grabbed at 9pm not a drop of booze left the next day 4 and half girls sloppy in your bed and they all want to go out for pancakes to discuss how last night will never be discussed again but must happen again next weeked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 haha, wow. deterrent's list is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 the police grab a beer not a drop of booze left the next day 4 and half girls sloppy in your bed and they all want to go out for pancakes to discuss how last night will never be discussed again but must happen again next weeked 1. Apparently somebody I live with was a fire fighter they know all the state cops who frequent their parties and let them do anything...so they say... 2. I have had this happen twice...with two diff threesome. Girls really bug out when they realize they just dyked out there bestfriend while their best friend sucked my dick... +10 for the wolf -2 for the beer pong +2 for typing like your still drunk on the day after How do I get neg'd on the beer pong? I mean everybody plays beer pong... we had a bunch of differnt drinkin games that night as well Im interested to know how and why a wolf got in your house. And I wanna see pics of the bitches. My friends friend has a wolf puppy. Does that take down the cool factor? Thing is crazy runs in jumps on me starts eatting my pants and biting everything. Best pet ever... How bad is that "what kinda dog you got?" "Its not a dog its a wolf". Oh yea there were semi automatic weapons hunting sniper rifles and handguns out all night... My roomate is a fucking nut he has so many guns... I held this gun for the first time and yes it is in my house and I cant wait till someone breaks in... All these kids are fucking hicks I am the "city boy", last night was my first night there I walk into the house and my roomate goes "We are having deer meat stew tomorrow night, I killed bambi on friday and its goin in the crock pot". then he goes back to trimming the fucking meat down all by hand... Eh the bitches they brought were all sub-par my asians were the best out of all the girls that came. I dont have my camera yet I should have one within the next month or two so I will show you guys all the hickish shit that goes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 I thought it was going to be boring in hickville. They told me to wait till wintertime when they take their quads and snowmobiles to parties instead of driving. I apparently will be going off roading sometime this week and "mud running" with the 4x4's fucking these hicks are fun. I got asked if I was from the city like 3 times I just responded with "You gotta perdy mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 that's usually my case :confused: hmmmmm... yeah. i should maybe start a thread on your outting last night, and how you sounded on the phone.. :lol::lol: ;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 i had a funny last night. instead of sexing this girl i ended up telling her about how i fucked this one girl. then she told me about some1 she fucked and i didnt want to fuck her anymore. we talked until 7am tho. weird night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 Skilla54 "I dont want to fuck how bout we just talk, maybe tomorrow we can go pick out matching hand bags!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Skilla54 "I dont want to fuck how bout we just talk, maybe tomorrow we can go pick out matching hand bags!" :lol: skilla did you say shes told you how she fucked "some1"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 What can I say I wore the bitch out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 then she told me about some1 she fucked and i didnt want to fuck her anymore. . Why man I only punch top choice grade A meat flaps... I am not dirty... Those arent herpes they are love bumps! I couldnt of slept with her anyways if she is still alive... Wonk Saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 you cant find a chick that wants to have sex that hasnt had sekz with 10 other dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 you cant find a chick that wants to have sex that hasnt had sekz with 10 other dudes. indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 When people actually show up i got a blapper too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I would never throw a party in my abode. Mostly because of people like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 I like throwing parties. All my friends come over to meet me. I save money. Bitches have direct access to my bed. If anyone fucks around I can beat the fuck out of them. My roommates are hicks and I like showing them off to my city friends. I like having wolves in my house... And I mean the house has to get cleaned sometime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 deterrent's list gave me smiles... this is familiar: running out at 3am to grab twice as much beer you grabbed at 9pm/ not a drop of booze left the next day also cops pay a visit only to see 20+ drunk guys in a tunnel in the middle of the forest, with 3 barrels of booze, throwing spray paint into a burning barrel cops leave saying "you're all fucking stupid" the next day everyone notices that a single marker has stained everyone's clothes. even the girls who never touched the marker the same cops appear to a houseparty, find the same ppl, say "dont you guys ever sleep" ask about the campfire reported on the balcony unknown chick at the video store knows about the party only half leave to the bar, rest stays in the houseparty same half comes back from the bar few hours later to continue drinking you find internet messageboard thread, with pictures, in quest for finding the guilty only you can recognize your own graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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