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WASHINGTON (AP) - Investigators have discovered the cause of today's Metro derailment.

 

Officials say a Metro employee Borfed on the tracks, causing the tracks to become slippery, which then lead to a malfunction in the back-up brake system in the tunnel.

 

Forensic scientists have been analyzing the Borf since the incedent happened. "I've never seen anything like it," MTP Forensic Analist Julie Hemphill said.

 

The case is being transfered to the FBI Forensics unit.

 

I heard they had to call in Ghost Busters to contain the Borf outbreak.

 

enough with the bullshittin, wheres the flicks?

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