En Sabah Nur Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 one time my uncle's friends when they were in college fed a chicken ex-lax and let it loose under the table of a restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 one time my uncle's friends when they were in college fed a chicken ex-lax and let it loose under the table of a restaurant. this is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YEAHMANWORD Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 What do you do in the restaurant? Waiter? Manager? Bartender? Busboy? I'm a waiter/bartender at a place now and my last day is in one month. This will pretty much be the last time I'm something other than a firefighter for the next 20 or so years so I plan on going out with a bang. I despise every single customer who eats at the place so with two weeks to go I'm going to start having "honesty days" (where I tell customers what I think of their table manners/tip etiquette) and will just wait tables completely shitfaced where I'm almost at the point of drooling on customers. Just get wasted and go into work...you'll think of something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 i like to call in and say "hey im not feeling good so i will uh never be in again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 steal as much shit as possible, and say you got offerend another position and need to leave immediately bump for theft before departure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Burn it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 one time i called a job (on a tuesday) and was like "im running a little late." and when my boss asked me "what time do you think youll be here?" i responded with "prolly sometime around friday to get my check" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 restraunt workers are a dime a dozen. quitting wont phase anyone but you. however, ive always wanted to quit in the heat of the rush. wait until everyone has too much to do, the manager is dealing with some bitchy old person, the kitchen has tickets everywhere, etc.. as soon as something upsets you. just throw your book down. scream an obscenity or two. and walk out. feel free to make it more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 either your female or a sleazebag huh? haha it's fucking restaurant those kinda jobs you just walk out whenever you're feeling shitty and it's busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 either your female or a sleazebag huh? haha it's fucking restaurant those kinda jobs you just walk out whenever you're feeling shitty and it's busy you're* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Burn it down. "yes, burn it to the ground" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 word to that ba;;bags, i've been slippin lately, usually i am on top of the grammar. oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Being on that national sex offender registry ain't so bad; I'm just waiting on my free haircut and shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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