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Fuck Friday the 13th


AyeBee

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Me and a few homies were drivin on the highway when we start hearin lil noises on the windshield. We couldn't figure it out at first then we realize lil bits of gravel are coming out of the dumptruck in front of us...after a few seconds it stopped but I tell my dude drivin "Yo man, get in the next lane, it's Friday the 13th, watch some bad shit happen". Literally right after that rocks start smashin into the windshield, a few really big ones scared the fuck outta me (no homo)...moral of the story is fuck Friday the 13th cuz AB almost gets hurt

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I got fucking arrested with an opened 5th of morgans(I'm not 21), an 8th of some herb, my new bubbler, 3 cans of montana, curfew, and I was crunk as hell behind the wheel. When I finally got released I came back to find my car completely unlocked with the all lights on. However the cops left the 5th of morgans still intact in back seat!!!! I learned my lesson, FUCK FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!

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Shit's hexed!

 

thursday night had just turned to friday the 13th

I was reaching for a clean glass from the dish drainer above my head

 

The glass was like this, previously owned by some bar right

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I'd left it there to dry bottom up.

as I lifted the glass, it's bottom fell off, hitting me in the forehead and ending up on the floor.

apparently the fucker cut my finger on its way but left my face unhurt

 

I've never seen glass break into that sharp piece. I put the pieces on a plastic bag and it cut its way right through it.

 

 

woooo....

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