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me and some people were talking about going pumpkin carving.. steal peoples uncarved pumpkins then carve them and return them the next night.. people just wouldn't know what to make of it..

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in aus, halloween is just an excuse for drunken wanderings

noone actually takes it serious

apart from some teenage girls who actually go trick or treating...

but i just sit on my roof and throw assorted objects at them

depending on size and girth of yon child, i throw something relative to their weight

say if a obese 14 yr old rocks up, i throw a tile or pot plant

13 yr old skinny bitch, probably just a small rock...

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So this guy "El Invader", a famous puertorrican pro wrestler, is gonna be retiring this month after one last battle (dude is fucking 60). They ran a big story on his life in the newspaper, and apparently his trademark move, Bandaged Fist to the Heart, came about while he was training a long time ago. Supposedly he bandaged his hand one day, went out, and punched a cow, which subsequently dropped dead. It then became his signature technique.

 

I have no idea what this has to do with this thread, I just wanted to share this bit of awesome.

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in aus, halloween is just an excuse for drunken wanderings

noone actually takes it serious

apart from some teenage girls who actually go trick or treating...

but i just sit on my roof and throw assorted objects at them

depending on size and girth of yon child, i throw something relative to their weight

say if a obese 14 yr old rocks up, i throw a tile or pot plant

13 yr old skinny bitch, probably just a small rock...

 

damn dude, where are you livin? thats pretty generous

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