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My girlfriend came over to check her e-mail and everyfuckin' message was "Do you wan't a horsecock?" , "Do women drool over you penis?", "Is your penis too small" , "Women will never laugh at your penis again!" I used to get a mailbox full every couple of days at my yahoo account. Finally got rid of all those spams. But I still get alot in my aol mail. For some reason other than generic porn sites I get a bunch of these penis enlargement and Miss Cleo e-mails.

I don't how many times I had to send nasty replies to those fuckers to get my name off those lists that I supposedly signed up for. Were sorry for your inconvenience but our mail is "never unsolicited" If I had a dime for every e-mail I had to open in order to reply and every 2 inch penis next to a "after" photoshopped penis that was the size of my forearm I would be a rich motha.

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Haha this is funny...

 

This reminds of a time when me and my brother were young, and we were having our normal Sunday morning cereal at the breakfast table. Our mom was sitting across from us, reading the newspaper. Keep in my mind that mom is Asian, so she was reading an Asian newspaper and there was a huge ad for penis enlargement facing me and my brother. Of course, being little kids, my brother and I giggled like little chimpmunks. Then my mom looks to see what we're looking at, and just nods her head. I'm not trying to stereotype, but I just thought it was funny how I saw that in an Asian newspaper, but I've never seen it in the LA Times...

 

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They do Secret.

I get the Los Angeles Times. I read the sports daily and they got a couple in there for that. Personally if I had a small penis and felt insecure I would just buy some luxury car instead of having them cut up my thing.

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i saw a whole show on that shit...

i wonder how many people actually get them

i think if my penis was laughably small and I had tons of money to throw away and tons of girls trying to get in my pants all the time....maybe i would make a small "investment" haha

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Haha, really?? I get the LA Times EVERY Sunday... but I just flip through it. Most of it is advertisment anyways. I don't think 30 is old at all, but anyone over that age with a sports car might as well stuff a sock in their pants...

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don't bother replying to spam on aol. you're not added to a list, it's a bunch of zitty-faced hacker kids thinking they are going to make money by spamming for these people. they're usually sent from yahoo accts they could care less about, anonymous winsock/cgi servers, or stolen aol accounts. just report there spam to the website it sends you to. usually they'll cancel there account...no more money for penis boy.

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Dr.Frankenporker's Boner Juice

 

for thick, meaty erections

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I am glad I showed up early when god was passing out the penises.

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A teacher was doing a powerpoint presentation at school (we were 14-15) on the overhead projector, and a pop up for 'ANAL LUBE' popped up like 6ft wide.

 

Needless to say it took about 20 minutes for the teacher to get the class under control again.

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lol.. brings up a memory..

 

my homeboy bre had a fucking huge CACK. he would bust it out in school and lay it on people's shoulders while they were talkin and they would turn and see a huge black cack on thier shoulder and get all grossed out.. he would lay it on the counter of 7-11 and buy shit.. wack people with it all the time. funny stuff

 

then my homie brad.. (this is for you white guys).. his cack was huge too.. we would drive into the redlight distrct in this van and pull up to hookers.. he would flash his cack and these hooker's jaws dropped and said, "thats a big dick! holy shit!!" funniest stuff ever.

his dick was so big that all the guys were proud of it...lol pretty much putting him up on thier shoulders and cheering for him..lol

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you fools heard of that laser vaginal surgery? making shit tighter? basically cutting shit and sewing it together. apparently it's the new hot shit and women think its going to make their sex lives better. but doctor dean adel (fuck spelling fools name right) says a tighter vag or a larger vag plug wont increase your sexual pleasure.

 

but doctor dean adel isnt even a real doctor.

 

whats up with that?

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who the hell replies to spam?

that stuffs all sent from non real people

thats why theyr all made up names under senders

jus delete that shit

none of it works..there was a website that tested it all out

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you fools heard of that laser vaginal surgery? making shit tighter? basically cutting shit and sewing it together. apparently it's the new hot shit and women think its going to make their sex lives better. but doctor dean adel (fuck spelling fools name right) says a tighter vag or a larger vag plug wont increase your sexual pleasure.

 

but doctor dean adel isnt even a real doctor.

 

whats up with that?

 

Dr. Drew who is a real doctor acknowledges the tightness/looseness as differing and says there are procedures to help fix that.

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lol.. brings up a memory..

 

my homeboy bre had a fucking huge CACK. he would bust it out in school and lay it on people's shoulders while they were talkin and they would turn and see a huge black cack on thier shoulder and get all grossed out.. he would lay it on the counter of 7-11 and buy shit.. wack people with it all the time. funny stuff

 

then my homie brad.. (this is for you white guys).. his cack was huge too.. we would drive into the redlight distrct in this van and pull up to hookers.. he would flash his cack and these hooker's jaws dropped and said, "thats a big dick! holy shit!!" funniest stuff ever.

his dick was so big that all the guys were proud of it...lol pretty much putting him up on thier shoulders and cheering for him..lol

 

My boy Panzo is like that...always whippin his dick out in front of everyone. When i first started hangin out with him I remember a girl was tyin her shoe in school and he stood behind her and jus slapped her in the face with it

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