Jump to content

Is This 12oz apart of this one?


Mainter

Recommended Posts

This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

get the band to play a show at the tatoo studio. then barricade them inside and burn the place with napalm.. that will teach them.. though i do wonder if they have any connection to the site..

does raven run a secert tattoo studio? Is google oner part of a band that takes sone lyrics from 12oz posts..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I want to kill these people...

 

Top Ten Words You Shouldn't Say at 12 oz:

 

* 10. Boriqua - Alex isn't going to give you a discount just because you're both Spanish.

* 9. "Tat" - It's a tattoo.

* 8. "Ink" - Again, it's a tattoo.

* 7. Oriental Letters - It's called Kanji.

* 6. Poking - It's a piercing.

* 5. Gauging - It's called stretching.

* 4. Ink slinging - It's called tattooing.

* 3. Loop - It's a hoop.

* 2. Ball - It's a bead.

* 1. Gun. - It's a machine

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I want to kill these people...

 

Top Ten Words You Shouldn't Say at 12 oz:

 

* 10. Boriqua - Alex isn't going to give you a discount just because you're both Spanish.

* 9. "Tat" - It's a tattoo.

* 8. "Ink" - Again, it's a tattoo.

* 7. Oriental Letters - It's called Kanji.

* 6. Poking - It's a piercing.

* 5. Gauging - It's called stretching.

* 4. Ink slinging - It's called tattooing.

* 3. Loop - It's a hoop.

* 2. Ball - It's a bead.

* 1. Gun. - It's a machine

 

As gay as that shop sounds, I am in complete agreement with it.

I would also like to a s few for you would be tattoo customers.

 

Yes, they hurt.

No I won't tell you where the "least" painful spot is.

No, you can't have an apprenticeship

If you flirt to get a discount we're going to charge you more for being a whore.

No you can't be drunk. Take it like a man.

 

and finally...

Yes, you will look like a dirt whore with that shitty tramp stamp.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Here is what I think

 

*If you're black you should always be able to get free tattoos from the black artist, or if you're a white guy who's "down with the culture".

 

*Tat is an acceptable term for a tattoo. Nig is an acceptable term for a black person. Bean is acceptable for a mexican. Whore is acceptable for any girl who comes in the shop.

 

*Gook shit is always an acceptable replacement for kanji.

 

*Loop - Pirate shit, arrrrr...

 

*Ball - Always acceptable to giggle at.

 

*Gun - Acceptable replacement for my penis.

 

And furthermore,

 

No they don't hurt, unless you're French. You're not french are you?

The least painful spot is the forehead.

Fuck an apprenticeship, you can have the rest of my appointments for the day. I'm gonna go get laid.

Flirting only works if you suck my dick while I'm tattooing. And let me use my cum as vasoline.

You can only drink if you get me drunk too. Makes for awesome "original" tattoos.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...