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"Now there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the choc-o-tastic. Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon."

 

you could brush your teeth with milkshakes:D

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I was on the ski hill once and I saw my dentist in line for the chairlift.

He was sporting one of those slalom boards, with hard boots, a body suit

and a helmet. He told me I should wear a helmet too.

 

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back to the doctors...

 

I go to this old rich doctor that has year round sunburn.

I think he's the team doctor for the BlueJays, so it's hard

as hell to get an appt durring the summer.

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