Abracadabra Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i had to have a physical yesterday for my green card application. had to have a tetanus shot, and it's fuckin painfull. i dunno what the bitch did, but there's a hard ass lump in my muscle and shit is aching like hell. i think she injected it with a shovel. and to top it off, when she took my blood she had to hack at me 8 times before she got a vain. she ended up taking it from the back of my hand which hurt like a bitch. and all of this cost me $130!!! fucking terrible. viva the australian medical system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 That sucks....Maybe you need more proteins in your system...get your veins big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 it'll all be worth it when you dont have to look for work in the home depot parking lot anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 there's nothing wrong with my veins. shit, i reckon even i could have got it in less than 8 tries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 it'll all be worth it when you dont have to look for work in the home depot parking lot anymore. ...work? what is this "work" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 oh right sorry. i forgot that you're a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 hes a mod he is working right now...the 12oz health plan aint all it was cracked up to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 there's nothing wrong with my veins. shit, i reckon even i could have got it in less than 8 tries! You know they get like Nurse's Assistants to do that shit. Sucks man, once I went to the doctor and some idiot that went through some blood taking weeking course was doing my blood work....dude blew two of my veins and overshot a third, I really wanted to punch him in the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 it wasn't a tetanus shot, that was her peeker, abbarahcadaahbbrah she's a dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ^^^^ Ahhhhhh True Story: When I went into the service we had to get a Moxacillian (Spelling??) Shot....now the this shot is a intermuscle shot. Now they told us to hudle into a room drop trou and not move cause if the Medic fucked this up he can inject us in the nerve that is deep in your thigh...Long story shot they shoved this huge ass needle deep into my ass and it hurt like nobodies business...I couldnt sit for two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 when i lived in oakland (and had insurance) i had to go to the dr. i'd never picked a dr, always just went wherever my mother told me to, but since i was now an adult, it was on me. i went through the list and due to my strict anti-semitism, i put a big black line through all the cohens, rosenbergs and goldsteins, finally settling on a 'chen'. why the fuck i thought a chinese dr. in chinatown was going to be a good choice, i have no clue. apparently none of the people in his office, including him, understood either, as they all asked me if i was sure i was in the right place. anyway, i dont remember what he did for me, if anything, but i remember being totally out of place and it being funny. he didnt poke me. i appreciated that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 oh right sorry. i forgot that you're a fag. jealousy is a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I hate needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 "Now there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the choc-o-tastic. Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 jealousy is a curse i will never have to flee my country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ABC didn’t have to flee...I am not supposed to say anything but, ABC is on a Joint Interagency Diplomatic Program to help all the Allied Nations to DaNcE N' GraFf superiority. Keep it on the DL that is G-14 classified That will show them communists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 when i lived in oakland (and had insurance) i had to go to the dr. i'd never picked a dr, always just went wherever my mother told me to, but since i was now an adult, it was on me. i went through the list and due to my strict anti-semitism, i put a big black line through all the cohens, rosenbergs and goldsteins, finally settling on a 'chen'. why the fuck i thought a chinese dr. in chinatown was going to be a good choice, i have no clue. apparently none of the people in his office, including him, understood either, as they all asked me if i was sure i was in the right place. anyway, i dont remember what he did for me, if anything, but i remember being totally out of place and it being funny. he didnt poke me. i appreciated that. That's pretty funny. I know never to have an Indian pediatrician. They laugh when you tell them you're having severe heartburn at the age of six. Then, twenty years later, and you've lived half of every day in constant pain and no sleep, and with high risk of heart disease, you'll want to go back and kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 my papers just got approved , so Ill be getting my medical shit soon,., but ill be doing it in Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 my papers just got approved , so Ill be getting my medical shit soon,., but ill be doing it in Canada oh, for a k1? awesome. congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 thanks.. only took a month or so.. We were lucky and got to go through Vermont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 yeah if you run into your doctor at the gastation buying a loosie and a blunt wrap or Colt 45 you should probably hit up the yellow pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 tetanus shot should be about $10 blood work is a little more....but damn!...they ripped u off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 keep in mind, i have no insurance. they were actually the cheapest ones! one motherfucker wanted to charge $380 for the consultation alone. figgedyfuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Yeah tetanus shots hurt though I remember it feels like your being hit in the arm with a shovel. Haha back in the day we used to get up to all kinds of tomfoolery, when one of my friends just had a shot we used bash his arm to a pulp haha memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 i had to have a physical yesterday for my green card application. had to have a tetanus shot, and it's fuckin painfull. i dunno what the bitch did, but there's a hard ass lump in my muscle and shit is aching like hell. i think she injected it with a shovel. and to top it off, when she took my blood she had to hack at me 8 times before she got a vain. she ended up taking it from the back of my hand which hurt like a bitch. and all of this cost me $130!!! fucking terrible. viva the australian medical system Welcome to America. You think $130 bucks is expensive? Wait till you need to go to the emergency room for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I got charged $400 once just for them to take my temp and write me a sick note for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 Welcome to America. You think $130 bucks is expensive? Wait till you need to go to the emergency room for anything. hopefully i won't be without insurance for long. medical services are a fuckin rip off here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 damn that sounds like it sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enosar Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 ...had to have a tetanus shot, and it's fuckin painfull. i dunno what the bitch did, but there's a hard ass lump in my muscle and shit is aching like hell. i think she injected it with a shovel... the same thing happend to me the last time i had one a huge fucking lump in my arm and i swear i couldnt move that shit for a week i guess its supposed to happen :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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