Theo Huxtable. Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 wow i just read a confession about how he broke into his daughter's room at night, pulled down her panties, stuck a funnel in her azz and peed in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 1500 mufucking posts. I have absolutely no life someone kill me. but do it so i dont know. Surprise me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 827258527 i have at one point in my life owned both a linkin park and a limp bizket album ha ha edit: Aidz i found yours 939060704 If I had aids, I would fuck every person I see, legally or not, just to spead the virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 No, YOU kthxby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 was this not discuss more than once? im going to query ... postsecrets.com much more interesting there was the postsecrets thread and the "confessions" thread for the 12ozers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 hahahahahahahah ROAR GROWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 MY POSTNG 265815731 i pay an asian woman to cover her vajay while another asian (unpaid) pipes a funnel into the first said asains's bum. at this point adolecent eels are agressivly forced through the tunnel and in her canal, they remain there till i tire of swinging on rope attached to the ceiling while yelping "RRRROAR GGGGROWL". Gebus sabe meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 136420779 I have a buddy that is fucking a married woman. What is worse, the woman is married to a guy that is over in IRAQ right now. whatever, what does this dude think happens when people go to war? homeboy should expect her to be fucking around on him, and he's probably raping tons of women anyway. p.s. see jarhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 615765217 as a white woman, i get really sick of white guys and their obsession with asian girls. i guess it's jealousy, but it's also fetishization and there's nothing white girls can do about it. i was in love with this guy once but he only dated tiny asian ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 516933740 Condoleezza Rice is a hottie. I'm a wm/31. I'd give anything to worship her bare feet and eat her asshole. I'll bet she's delicious, escpecially between her toes after a long day at the office. I'm anti-Bush btw but his National Security Advisor can sit on my face anytime she wants for as long as she wants. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 295833777 i love the smell of my fingers after i swipe them through my buttcrack. especially after a days work or after gym or later in the day. my boyfriend likes the smell too. mine is spicy, his is always clean smelling to both of us, so we generally agree that mine smells better and both of us like it on our fingers most any time of day. men. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 these people are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i thought i was the only one who jacks to harry pottter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Aren't there any normal people anymore? Freaks mang :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 whos normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 People that don’t smell there sweaty asscracks or masturbate their comatose sisters. Eww man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I dont shower after sex. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 hehehehe... the normal people are really the worst. Can't remember the name, but there was this professor fella in 60s or so who interviewed normal americans anonymously. who then proceeded to confess him pretty much every sexual derangement they had. So that's first time the public heard about homo-shit eating foot fetishes and whatnot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I guess, I think of myself as normal I don’t look at little kids I have my sexual deviants but they involve women, not scat, piss, animals, or other nasty shit that can be found in the way back of porno stores I mean where do people get this weirdo fetish shit??? Really man, reading those posts make me want to lock myself up and await the coming nuclear war to cleans the unclean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i know exactly what youre talikg about, his name was Kinsi or somthing along those lines i read one of the books he wrote there was also a movie about him. info time people!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 normal is all relative and a state of mind. one normal thing to one man can be completely weird to another. so i don't consider myself normal. it just is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This ones great!!! I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away. Well do you know how they deal with it? They fuck me. Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I don't beleive 90% of them, but they're funny... you're probably right a lot of em are fake. maybe not 90% but maybe close to half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 558090082 I secretly hate men. Every free minute I have I plan how to hurt men emotionally, financially and mentally. I have picked out men randomly and started relationships with them for the sole purpose to hurt them. I have used sex, money, promises and underhanded tricks to lull them into security and then I go and cheat, lie that I've cheated, steal or become unavailable and distant to them. I spent a year on one man to break him completely. He proposed to me and I cleaned out the joint bank account I had coerced him into getting with me and then told him I had never loved him. I made another man think I was pregnant and then told him I had an abortion because I felt that he did not love me enough and would not be able to love the baby as well. He still blames himself. I've never been found out and it gives me pleasure each time I've hurt them. I don't think I will ever be able to stop my hobby. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 328931947 my blind friend wanted me to hook him up with a girl and as a joke i got a gay guy to act as a girl. they've been dating for 3 months now. i don't know if i should tell him or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 328931947 my blind friend wanted me to hook him up with a girl and as a joke i got a gay guy to act as a girl. they've been dating for 3 months now. i don't know if i should tell him or not. i don't even believe that one. blind dudes can feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 707356603 I went to the store today, and found the shampoo he used when we were dating. I opened the cap and smelled it and wanted to cry. Instead i opened my purse, pulled out a razor and cut three times into my arm. Then i put the shampoo bottle back and went to check out. i love him so much..... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 i don't even believe that one. blind dudes can feel. I don't beleive 90% of them, but they're funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 447701477 I went on an internet forum site and noticed there were all guys on there, I am also a guy, there were some parts of the forum that were for "Elite" members only. So I did what anyone would do that wanted to become Elite as quickly as possible, I pretended to be a girl. I went to a dating site and found a good picture of an attractive girl and told everyone that it was me, I made up a fake name and hotmail account for her and everything. I then convinced all these guys that I was a female and in record time I was considered Elite on the site. I thought I would be excited when it happened, but actually I just felt bad. I had put alot of work into it (several hours a day for 5-6 weeks). Now, 6 months later I still chat with some of the people from the site and they consider me their friend and stuff, but they still think I am a female. I want to tell them, but I think that if they found out they would be very angry with me and possibly find me and cause harm to me. (I'm such a pussy) some of the people are really cool and I feel bad that I am leading them on. There is one guy that probably masturbates to me everynight after I get done talking to him (disgusting). And now for the obligitory "does that make me a bad person?" WATCH OUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 WHOA WHOA!!!! thats someone of 12oz you know for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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