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UGBOOTS ARENT COOL

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Today i saw boy about the age of 16 walking around with shorts and ugboots, ive seen this a few times now. i mean i can understand it on women but men wearing ugboots? isnt that pushing the borderline a bit?

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Uggs we're actually very popular for both genders during the surf era of the 70s.

 

True story.

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im pretty sure the 70s were a lot different to right now, i wouldnt know though of course... i really dont understand why they are so popular

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I know I said this stupid story before, but last year at the strip mall, we were driving through the parking lot and I screamed out the open window at this broad, "Hey, you! Genghis Khan called - he wants his shoes back!" She freaked out, but I hope she eventually got a laugh out of it.

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Guest spectr

shit man you should have said something..

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it's bad enough on a women.

geeez it must have been the most flaming of homos to wear those boots.

i bet his boyfriend is hot.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

them boots make my feet sweat just looking at them

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"Welcome To Assholeville Issue 3

 

Ok...

 

I wasn't even going to write one... but I saw something today that switched on the "Larry David" in me. If you don't know who I'm referring to, I suggest you rent the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm, immediately.

 

Moving along...

 

So... I'm driving around in Manhattan today, and I'm about to take a right on to 47th street when I saw them...

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

 

UGGS, MUTHAFUCKERS!!!

 

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? How are these still finding their way on bitches feet? And when I say bitches, I do mean it...

 

 

When I first got signed (fucking eons ago... well actually almost 4 years.) in 2002, my A&R at Atlantic flew me out to L.A. to work on my album. He brought me to some bullshit high post event in Hollywood... and there they were.... my first sighting. It's 90 degrees and some skinny, trendy ass cornball bitch, has these fuckin, 1800's settlers Alaskan winter boots on. Being the ignorant east coaster that I am, I curiously asked my A&R what the deal was. He informed me that they were "UGGs" ...the new biggest thing, and that they had already been poppin' for a year or so, with the Hollywood elite.

 

Well... I thought they'd die down and burn out before they even got a chance to hit the east coast.

 

HA! stupid me!

 

Now, if these were cute on girls ....at all... ok... I could understand the trend lasting a little longer than most of you dumb boxes allow it to.

But these are fucking horrid.

 

 

 

Case in point...

 

Thank you "Becky" for that poignant example.

 

But wait... the FUNNIEST thing of all is...

girls do NOT keep these things lookin' fly.

They beat the SHIT out of them.

So they get to the point where they look like post apocalyptic Eskimo shit kickers. BUT you STILL wear them with your CUTEST outfit, Tiffany's bracelet, L.V. bag, and some bootleg ass Christian Dior sunglasses, out to the club. With NO fucking shame WHAT so ever.

(And can you imagine, after a night of clubbing and dancing and whatever, what those grimey feet must smell like?)

Wow.

I'm speechless.

 

Bottom line... these disgusting fucking abominations are DEAD!

This is Frumpy McFuckmuffin asshole attire.

 

Attempting to look like this...

 

But it turns out a little more like this...

 

 

I bit my tongue about this issue, for a LONG fuckin' time. And it wouldnt even BE an issue, had I not seen them resurfacing, yet another season (and SPRING of all seasons, on a 70 degree day).

 

Please... ladies... let them go. Make your peace with the UGGs, and move the fuck on. Unless you're a Gnome, Viking, Eskimo, or someone who works with Reindeers in some way... you should NOT have these on. Bottom line.

 

 

 

Oh... p.s.

 

If I EVER catch a man wearing these?

It's a fuckin' wrap...

 

wow...

U.G.G. = Ugly Girl Garbage

or now for men...

U.G.G. = Unbelievably Gay Guy" -

 

Apathy

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i bet those bitches feet be stinkin' in those ugg boots. think about it, it's warm weather out here and chicks are wearing those snow shoes with no ventilation. all that fur on the inside... man. feet smellin like chitlins and collard greens

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well from what i've heard they keep your feet cool in the summer and somehow manage to insulate your feet and keep you warm in the winter.

 

How this is possible, I'm not sure, but it is a fashion travesty.

 

Ugly as fuck.

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I dont mind girls wearing the furry joints.

I say go head.

As long as they're wearing socks with them.

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