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I doubt this will be met with much success but enjoy...

 

The ex sends me pictures of girls from high school now on Suicide Girls:

 

Insert random conversation you wouldn't be interested in here

 

Girl Thing: you dont like suicide "garbage" eh?

MRL: not really

Girl Thing: ohh, too cool!!!

MRL: Its like glorified amateur porn with a bunch of girls that

anyone could easily get naked

Girl Thing: that is true. No doubt, but some of the pictures that they take are really

cute

MRL: I like the "normal" famale form, but girls on that site have

beer guts and father issues

MRL: the photography? I could do it and I don't know shit

Girl Thing: all girls who get naked, have some type of issue

Girl Thing: listen to you!

MRL: you get naked

Girl Thing: not like that dumb ass

MRL: I stay dressed like a good catholic

Girl Thing: haha...if you were a chick, you would be the one that would let a dude

stick it in there ass first!

MRL: I dont get it?

MRL: to preserve my virginity?

Girl Thing: never mind...

MRL: because if thats what you mean I would be a raging

whore and take penis from anything that moves with my eyes closed and my

legs open

Girl Thing: jezus, thats not what I mean

MRL: but it shoudl be...

 

...

 

Mammero props for an animated gif:

Girl Thing: no, I laughed out loud. but then I felt sick, and threw up blue stuff. thats

when I posted that thing on your account

MRL: almost as good as the testicle eating, poop on his own

face smearing, uriniating after cumming on corpse movie thing

 

 

tonight was special to me...

 

/YAYHOMO!

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