Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 The way they shot this movie is insane. No matter where you pause the movie you could take that and make it a print of it and hang it in your living room. Every single person in the movie is insanely ripped. The preview where the dude puts the shield up catches all the arrows on it then takes his sword and cuts them off is insane... This is to me is what the transformers movie is to Mams...shits gonna be insane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 nah, not feelin this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 i thought this thread was going to be about his 300th post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 its all greek to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 i love warrior movies. i will watch this no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 looks super dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: 300 the teaser... http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer1/ i was gonna grab something off of youtube but you need to watch the high quality version to see how good the shit looks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Merged all three threads. Possibly the best review of this movie yet: I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule. It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a shit if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Why can't all movie reviews be that good? Give that guy a writers award or some shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 gonna be the best movie of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years." and "DUDE-ITY" ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 i told my girlfriend i was excited about this movie and she called me a nerd.... i should dump her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 no you should beat her to death with a fucking warhammer is what you should do! I am gonna watch the fuck outta this movie. p.s. that weapon is called Medieval Warhammer Of Everlasting Destruction which is short for badass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 and you have to wear this helmet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 That's a pretty gay helmet dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 not if youre getting beaten to death with a warhammer it isnt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 ^^^ no, my last thoughts would be "OW OW OW OW OW! OW! OW......................dude, what a gay helmet my killer is wearing. OW OW OW OW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 well its cooler than this helmet... or this one or this one or this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 yeah...those are definitely gay helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 ...except they are masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 actually the description is inflatable hood...some people are freakin weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: The trailer for 300 is up. Check it out. http://www.apple.com/trailers/picturehouse/panslabyrinth/trailer/trailer_large.html Hey El Mamerro this looks ridiclous. i know this is my third post in a row but i just wanted to point out that this is a retarded creature. unless this thing is mocking humans for having eyes that are located in the upper half of their skull i dont really see the point of whats going on. this thing could see just as well if it had its hands at chest level...not to mention how does it even know that where eyes are supposed to be anyway? this creature is on the same level as whispering children in lackluster horror movies....i hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 actually the description is inflatable hood...some people are freakin weird... s&m weirdos and a bathing ape may tell you thats a hood but trust me...its a mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Dude, I'm not even kidding, the Pale Man is one of the best creature designs to come out in a movie in a VERY long time. That picture really doesn't make it justice, it looks stupid there, when that shit stands up and starts walking around it's seriously fucking disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 im with you...the makeup/designers did a good job...i just though the eyes by the head thing was kind of corny....one of those "isnt this creepy? oooooohhh!!" kind of things that are totally unimpressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 It's just something about that angle makes it looks stupid, cause it looks like some dude in a suit holding his hands up to his head. It looks fucking crazy from straight ahead, the way it's shot in the movie, cause it looks like this crazy fucking head with three necks and shit sticking out. And they never show this in the pictures, I guess to keep the element of surprise, but that thing walks around on two ultra-skinny, really fucking gross old-man legs that look like it can't hold up it's weight. It's really good design, seriously. If I'd watched that thing as a little kid I would've had all sorts of fucking nightmares. The Faun is pretty ill as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 you should post a picture up if you can find one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Can't find any of it standing up showing the legs. I'll put some up on the Pan's Labyrinth thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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