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My weeekend juts arrrived, i got payed,i left work early and it's my birthday tommrow.

My liver is preparing for a beating. :)

 

 

Have a goood weekend alll.

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Its one minute away from being saturday morning. I just got home from work. Working tomorrow untill mid arvo them im going to attempt to kill myself.

 

Weapons of choice = Cask wine and beer.

 

See you on the other side.

 

 

p.s Happy birthday for i guess two hours from now over on that side.

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My weekend was gonna be awesome because we were supposed to have a 3 day weekend. Today I check my inbox and there's an email from human resources stating that it was an error and that we have to come in to work on Monday, which completely shatters my plans. Fuckass.

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Last night (thursday) I watched the met game at the best bar in the world and then saw jonathan peters spin and got my guido fist pump on.

 

By tonight i'm hoping to get rid of this extreme hangover and see a movie with this girl i've been courting.

 

Sat night i'm working.

 

Sunday working.

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Thursday:

Went to the city. Hit up a mediterranean lounge with a bar on the rooftop. Pretty sick. Had a shitload vodka and red bulls then started dipping into shots of jack straight up.

 

Friday:

Relaxing with alchohol my main squeeze and a shitload of beer. If it rains tonight ....Hot tub.

 

Saturday:

Starting off with a botannical garden and wild butterfly show with my girl...Yeah I know I'm a pussy

 

The city again, maybe I haven't decided yet. My chinky friend is taking me to some sort of lounge. Maybe I'll catch the Yangtze Flu and take some girl home to do my laundry.

 

Sunday:

Relaxation. Maybe mudslides and watching this film

 

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i woke up this morning with a subdural haematoma on the big toe of my left foot

its turning blue and looks like those v-pop lollipop thingos

its hard to walk with it too

blood keeps on seeping out

and my sneakers are filled with blood

i think its because an iron bar fell on it last night after i jumped a fence

didnt know anything was wrong til i put my foot on the floor and i felt blood squirt out

shits disgusting nawmsayn?

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