PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 the crackheads....they are EVERYWHERE. i just found out today that the ONE neighbor of mine (directly across the street) whom i was told did NOT smoke crack, does indeed toke the stem daily (with his 70-something year old mother, no less). it's also become apparent that he's now running a sort of makeshift prositution ring out of his home, and now i get to stay awake all night, nearly every night, listening to 40-yr old white women (or at least that's how old they look...god knows they could be in their 20s) having catfights in the street. seriously, i do not know of ONE SINGLE PERSON within a block's radius that does not have a penchant for hard. i'm starting to worry that one day they'll all band together and feast on my flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Boys in the hood call me black Donald Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 second... &.... what are you waiting for? go get laid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 you mean go get aids?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 go make money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 you mean go get aids?? you could prolly do both at the same time.... but seriously though... theres money to be made... go get yours.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 uhh the dealer lives 2 doors down, and is in a constant state of INTENSE psychosis. i'm not stepping on a schizo's toes, esp. when that's how he feeds his kids (yes he has multiple young children). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 aids is sooooo last year. Just raw-dog it. No worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sounds like my neigborhood in the mid-90's. They eventually all died off or something. I know at least one of them for a fact had AIDS so I imagine they all ended up with it. Last time I seen the one bitch was about 6-7 years ago and her mother was pushing her in a wheelchair and she looked like she was already dead. Maybe the rockstars in your neigborhood will die off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Man up, stomp his teeth out and take over the trade... get yours fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 you mean go get aids?? you make it sound like a bad thing. pshhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 film that shit, make a website and dvd, and BOOM start earning millions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 i'm feeling inspired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I have no love fo' bustas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 My block is filled with mad alcoholics, not too bad My dude's hood is crackhead central, those muthafuckas are hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 youll probably get robbed soon..start watching your shit son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateNightThrillz Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 the crackheads are funny... drive around town late at night and they'll be out tweaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 hey, it's jared from subway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 the crackheads are funny... drive around town late at night and they'll be out tweaking did you just now move to a city? also, crackheads are on crack all day. ain't no late at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 just feed them some dmt.... it will cure them of their crack habit.. or make it worse.. but either way it will be fucking amusing to watch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 on the right of me lives white trash to the left is fags(not theres anything wrong with that)"seinfeld" and vietnam war vet across the street (use to be spy and he never fucking sleeps and is a complete drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 His a spy and a drunk, could you be any bettter? To the right lives a 50 year old pot head who somtimes offers me shit, to the left a family of 6 who never talk. And not a hottie for miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 i live in the asian hood. the white triad for life, dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I live next to some rug munchers who do shift work. Most of the time its no worries but sometimes they come home in the early morn and make mad noise. Fucking dike she devils. Other than that my neighbourhood is fine. Actually there is some total fag across the street who smashes drugs all weekend and thinks he is a pirate. It seems only on the weekends though so even that isnt so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 do you live in Jacksonville, Florida? I found myself in the same exact situation. Crackheads EVERYWHERE. My downstairs neighbor, his girlfriend, the construction workers across the street, homeless on the corner, at the gas station, everyone all over the city. i witnessed crack deals all day from my window, it was tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Give him a red balls and he'll fly away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 you gotta find something they need and sell it to them...get the pipes! start selling crackpipes you wouldnt be stepping on toes of the dealer two doors down it would be a legit business and your up to your neck in your target market! GET MONET!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 What did Monet ever do to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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