LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Has anyone ever poked their ear to hard with a qtip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 um ok; first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 you must be a returd to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 you must be a returd to do that 1. returd 31 up, 4 down returd re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds v. tr. 1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate. v. intr. 1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces. n. 1. A lump of twice-baked feces. 2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement. 3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out). v. tr. 1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it." v. intr. 1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded." n. 1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!" 2. "What a fucking returd." 3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 My Aunt did that once, my cousin scared her while she was cleaning her ears. Fucked her up, did you know that your not supposed to put anything smaller then your elbow IN your ear? Punctured ear drums are no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 Last night I got out of the shower and was in a rush so in routine I cleaned my ears and poked my left ear drum some how....it did'nt hurt or anything but I felt it...this morning I had dried blood in my ear!!!!!!!wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 You are screwed now buddy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 YOU GONNNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 ahhhhhhhh!!! Does anyone have any smart (not returded) ideas on what to do? come on all you 12 oz drs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Its time to get right with God, Son. Damnit!!! I really care to much, here I Googled it for you: http://health.allrefer.com/health/ruptured-or-perforated-eardrum-info.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 seeketh de jebus!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 your a glorious angel ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 you are still going to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Your screwed now buddy!!!! your a glorious angel ... **you're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 yeah shit sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 so basically I'm going to get an infection in my ear,that spreads to my brain and I'm gunna die..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YEAHMANWORD Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Last summer ago I went out drinking with my friends on a buddies boat. We started doing flips and all sorts of silly gymnastics off the front of the boat. I landed sideways and completely fucked up my ear. I was in total pain for 3 days but never made it to a doctor. For the next six months or so I had hearing trouble in the ear. This happened in July. This year in January, I'm in the shower and go to stick my finger in my ear and hear a loud fucking crunch. At first I thought it was a bug that had crawled in while I was lathering up but i got it out and it was a massive scab. Like the size of a quarter. I can only assume i ruptured my ear drum jumping off the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Yes, get right with God Son...Get right with God. We are going to have to put you down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 haha be in peace with your soul because TUUUNNN TUUNNNNNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Oscar Wilde 'died from ear infection' Oscar Wilde died as the result of a severe ear infection and not from syphilis, doctors believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 nice visual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 ahhhh!!!grrrooosss!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 oookay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 i hears pouring krink in teh ear works wonders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^^^^ Ewww Ever read the back of the Q-Tip box?? It says Warning "Entering the ear canal could cause injury" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 perhaps next time use one of these... [/img] the metal thingy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 put one of these in there.. it will tend to your wound ... and feast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 I did'nt feel it go through my ear it just felt like I poked it(eew)or something and it's not bleeding now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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