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I know it's only Monday night..

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But I'm still drunk. Fuck you. I'm winning. My ear hurts.

 

I watched Clerks 2 now I'm watching elf. It's on the part with the midget saying "I have one idea I'm particularly psyched out of my mind about."

 

Actually that part passed while I was talking...

 

I bought a 12pack of Redhook ESB for 10 bucks, which isn't bad, but they had Blue Moon or whatever for like 10 bucks too. But RiteAid doesn't have oranges, so it was a no go.

 

My ex is sleeping in the bed right next to me. She used to get mad when I played SL when she was here, the SL heads might remember.

 

Anyway I drank like 10 beers, I might fall asleep before this thread gets mediocre. But yeah.. WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Buy the new Clout, Lens says I'm in it.

 

EBPH

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hey east bay you should come drinking with me this weekend...

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ebph. you have no idea what drunk is right now. you should have been here tonight. you could have seen and gazed in wonderment at the destruction of san jose at the hand of the one, the only, i love boxcars.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME SAN JOSE> YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

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And also, I only had 10 beers, it's been a couple hours, you know how big I am. So i'm kinda drunk Not horribly though. I tried to go pee a minute ago though and I barely made it in the toilet, I'm dizzy.

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i was going to take this bartender home because she listened to iggy pop but then i decided that she might be ugly and i just need my glasses on.

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I should of came you're right... Don't you work in the morning though? You were supposed to come out here.

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I'm TALKING TO YOU IN IM RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

Come to the bay during the day. That rhymes muthafucka, and you know it rhymes.

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i was going to take this bartender home because she listened to iggy pop but then i decided that she might be ugly and i just need my glasses on.

 

since when is ugly a problem?

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My monday night was wild headed to a freinds appartment, drank 5l of cask wine with some lass all in the space of 30 minutes, then i got my drunken fuck on with her. Hooray for beer.

 

We passed out and this morning she had this wild black eye, i dont know what happend.

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