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Is it really October already?

Lets get some costume ideas flouting around before I'm stuck at the end of the month with my half assed blue smock/bib, some drool, and a helmet trying to be a Walmart greeter for Halloween again.

 

What's everyone conjuring up this year?

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get a white t-shirt and a black sharpie... draw a letter P on the shirts and a circle around your eye...

 

voila, 'black eyed pea'...

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If I do decide to go somewhere for teh halloween, I'm going as a girlscout.

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I'm planning on going as a crocodile wearing a Lacoste shirt that has a tiny human embroidered on it.

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you know those dudes who sell fake fowers with lights in them at clubs?

the guys with all the blinking shit on them and stupid neon shit that no one ever buys?

 

Well I'm going to find one of those guys, and buy every piece of junk he has, and goes as one of them

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For Halloween, I'm going to be the one and only,

 

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OHHH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA OHHH MY DING DING DONG! BLAT BLAT BLAT BLEH BLEH BLEH..

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I'm going dressed up as a Toyota Yaris with a busted front rim and missing hubcap.

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that looter is funny as fuck.

 

if i dress up at all i will be a zombie and riding my bicycle in a drunken haze.

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I'm going dressed up as a Toyota Yaris with a busted front rim and missing hubcap.

 

 

Oh shit son.

 

You know, I finally popped that thing back in just last week. It took all of 2 seconds. I don't know what the fuck was up with it not fitting that day.

 

Please believe I'm rocking zip tie-styles on all 4 now.

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That looter costume is pretty funny. However, a friend of mine (who is black) was recently telling me about a Halloween party he went to last year-- apparently, some white guy showed up in blackface, and promptly received a severe ass beating from the seven or so actual black dudes in attendance.

 

 

As for this year, I am going as Brian Fontana from Anchorman. I've been growing a beard for about a month in preparation.

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As for this year, I am going as Brian Fontana from Anchorman. I've been growing a beard for about a month in preparation.

 

 

Um, Brian Fantana doesn't have a beard.

 

 

Clear zip ties, it's what I had around. I should upgrade to color ones, clear zip ties look pretty ghetto, you know?

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Yeah, the beard is just so I don't look like a total asstard trying to grow nothing but a moustache for two months. Also, I don't want to spoil the surprise. This way, I just let everyone think that I'm growing a winter beard until halloween, when I shave off everything but the moustache and douse myself in homemade Sex Panther, then let the "ooohs" and "aaahs" roll in.

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I feel you, I'm in the same situation. Our costume theme at work for our floor is 80's toys, and me and my teammate are going as Mario and Luigi. So I got the beard and moustache going on. I can't wait to rock a moustache by itself, it's gonna be the silliest shit ever.

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Shit, spinner zip ties sound fucking next level. If I see that it'll be like the first time I saw a cable detangler on a bike, shit blew my mind.

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