isor357 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Relationships suck. you cant convince me otherwise. I been there enough times to know get money fuck bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 i dont go out with anyone i'm not feeling 100%. if they are annoying the first time you meet them then theyre certainly going to be annoying a week from now. i wont even fuck them if they annoy me. my current gf of 5 years, which i love to death, is presently bugging the living shit out of me as she is on the job hunt. i have to hear about how much of a loser she feels she is because some crappy company didnt hire her when she didnt really want the job in the first place. i really wish i was the nonrelationship type of guy that can just go to a club and fuck any girl, wipe, flush, and repeat. but i fall in love too easily. i suck at dating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 no fuck that. i get annoyed quick with Relationships of Convenience. i can't sit around pretending im feeling someone. homie will get the boot quick. Hopefully you don't break PSMs little fragile heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Zing!!! I used to do this, date mediocre chicks...then I stopped selling myself short and aiming high. Now I got a hot Asian breezie that makes Lens jealous!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 but i fall in love too easily. i suck at dating. cosigned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^^duel co-sign'age thats why I stopped dating for the last 5 months...then I met this chick and now I feel like I should of stuck to my guns on the non-dating tip I mean she does have amazing tits but how can you build a relationship on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 You cant, you got to look past the tits. But if there is nothing intresting past them.....it wont work but at least you got tities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 She has nice lips too...I think thats where it ends...the ass is just ok... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 if a girl pretends she's into a guy, it's for 'stuff' if a guy pretends he's into a girl, it's for sex. so since i'm not some materialistic bitch or a whore, no i have never pretended to be into someone to get at a perk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 It's been awhile since I had one. But I think this is what I'm in the market for. The last one I was 21, she was 19. I was fine, she was chubby. I liked pussy, she liked eightballs and bergoff beer. We had extremly similar last names, one letter off. There was a slight chance we were related. Whut it is Porkchop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 thats was the most unattractive of posts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 if a girl pretends she's into a guy, it's for 'stuff' if a guy pretends he's into a girl, it's for sex. so since i'm not some materialistic bitch or a whore, no i have never pretended to be into someone to get at a perk But yet you pretend not to want my grill with the removeable plates. Dont pretend, we all know the truth. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I am drooling that shit is hawt!!! literally!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Sometimes I 'date' girls for like 11 minutes, roll over, smoke, go home and lose my cell phone. It's like 67% convenient, on average. You are now my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 26sidedcube almost made me choke on my hot cocoa. that is priceless. i've said it before, and i'll say it again. tell your attractive female friends that you rub a couple out a day with them in mind. if you're as big of a creep as me, you'll scare them shitless and find some amusement in it. i just got home from work, i'mma go bump otis redding, rub one out (with none of my dumb female friends in mind), and go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 wow this thread has grown. psm, ive always wondered what the "norm" was. ive never had to ask a girl out. as far as be official. shit just happened...??? I totally feel you, I never ask if its official, it should just happen but the process getting there sometimes gets all wierded out. For example: the occasional jealous trip along the way is one sign that things are getting to offical status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Its offical when you can take a dump while she is in the bathroom and her not care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 or taking a leak next to her while she's doing makeup I'm not jealous btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 But yet you pretend not to want my grill with the removeable plates. Dont pretend, we all know the truth. :) my name ain't chrissy hynde and i ain't no pretender :haha: i don't like removable gold teeth or grills without fire. FIIYAAAAHHHH are you missing egomaniac or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Um no, I think you mistaked me for CACash. Yes, but the GR grill is good for the rainy days. When you cant bring the fire. Its removeable grills are good for when you have to clean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I'm not jealous btw So you say.......so you say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 dude, you want admiration or seething jealousy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Um no, I think you mistaked me for CACash. Yes, but the GR grill is good for the rainy days. When you cant bring the fire. Its removeable grills are good for when you have to clean it. real grillers can do it all-weather ;) i also don't have a problem cleaning my weber :confused: i know it's hard for you and your self-image to accept, but sorry dude, i'm not interested in any of your 'equipment' and as it seemed to me, cacash might've been prez of her fan club but you were definitely running for treasurer or secretary or some shit haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I totally feel you, I never ask if its official, it should just happen but the process getting there sometimes gets all wierded out. For example: the occasional jealous trip along the way is one sign that things are getting to offical status. heres the thing though. i met this fine little piece of ass, however, within a week she was trying to be the jealous type. talking about kids, crazy shit. i mean WTF? not to mention shes a compulsive liar. at first i thought i can hit it hit it hit it then quit it but her attitude is beginning to outwiegh the benefits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 heres the thing though. i met this fine little piece of ass, however, within a week she was trying to be the jealous type. talking about kids, crazy shit. i mean WTF? not to mention shes a compulsive liar. at first i thought i can hit it hit it hit it then quit it but her attitude is beginning to outwiegh the benefits well, then you got some sort of stage 2 clinger ( talking bout kids / jealousy ) these type are bugged not even a month into something and already naming your kids and looking through the phone..badddd.. then the Liar part sets it off though. shes giving you the female hook n sinker... shes trapping you in with these thoughts so you think shes into you but shes really fucking with your head, those are the worst. I say you do a smash it and then play her stoopid game if the poonie is worth haivng as convenience... whenver shes bring up that kids n jealous shit just be like .. I myself have no time fo rthese nut dumpsters, been there and dont that.. rather have me a wifey nowadays.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Its offical when you can take a dump while she is in the bathroom and her not care. not true had it the other way around she would come in the bathroom while i was shaving and do the deal not #2 then she went to south carolina....you know the deal* *(see Gahh cant sleep thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADORE Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Relationships suck. you cant convince me otherwise. I been there enough times to know get money fuck bitches co-signed, girls say they are one thing and are totally the opposite, they are as bad if not worse as men, the difference: Men brag about it Women keep quite and say it was for attention; they were drunk; if both individuals care for each other, its different Women are the dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 We're stronger than women. Seriously, we hold ALL the cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^^:haha: y'all need some women instead of all these 'girls' out of all of my 3 year long plus relationships (5), none of em ever had any official shit to it ('will you be my buoyfriend?'), i have never even had an 'anniversary' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-jilbs Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 sometimes its easier to stay together and have someone to be with rather than break up.. especially if youve been dating a while and lost much interest. story of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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