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If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know i would, i woud cover myself in relish and ketchup, i would be a delicious treat?!

If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

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If you were anything, what would you like to be??

 

 

Aight, im out for thanksgiving...you guys have fun this weekend and get up for thanksgiving..take care..

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

If you were anything, what would you like to be??

 

DRUNK!!!... oh.. wait, mission accomplished :spent:

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Guest willy.wonka

i would fly around the universe in spirit....

i would be a dolphin,bear,elephant ,tiger,if you were a woman i would be your man..if i were love;i'd spread it.....

i would be so much more,i just dont have the ability to do so,,,yet.

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hm..

 

why would you want to be britney spears' underwear? you know how many dicks you would be rubbed up against (dry fucking before the actual penetration) and how many guys hands you'd be fondled by.. just disgusting.

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IF I WAS A.....

 

whore? i would have sex a lot.

janitor? i would clean up after everyone

bored little white kid sitting at home on a tuesday night looking at 12 oz instead of going out? arleady accomplished.

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IF I WERE A RICH MAN

DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE

DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DUM

ALL DAY LONG I'D BIDDY BIDDY BUM

IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN

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I would be a house cat. Eat, sleeep, snub my nose at people until I wanted attention, then smother my self in affection from those stupid humans.

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an eagle

 

i would be a dope eagle able to fly where ever i wanted, and chill all day

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Guest platapie

not in love with my exgirlfreind.........:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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