AyeBee Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Kelly Kapowski is a whore-ish dyke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Lisa would get it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyourboy Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i guess he figured out a way to save his house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Hahaha, this shit is hilarious. I was reading some posts in his imdb forum, and apparently Screech does have quite the gay following, with some queers posting in there how they would love to ride his cock! I went there to see if this 'movie' was listed in his body of work, and ended up having a laugh at the fact that this moron actually has fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slush.e Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 This is because you lame fucks didnt buy Dshirts http://www.getdshirts.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 'i can sing...i can sing... i'm so excited, i'm so excited.i'm so...so.. scared....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Oh man. I wont even be able to watch because ill just burst out laughing as soon as i see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i'd rather jerk off with a sand paper glove to my own baby pictures. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 wassup with that other bitch who dated slater..? the tall one... refer to picture above...^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 so i just read that apparently this whole thing is part of a sex tape competition that screech and his boys are involved in. where they compete with each other based on one upping. and that this particular sex tape features the mythical dirty sanchez. i cant make this shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 wassup with that other bitch who dated slater..? the tall one... refer to picture above...^^ check out the movie Showgirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 who even uses tapes anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 showgirls was a tease. boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 so i just read that apparently this whole thing is part of a sex tape competition that screech and his boys are involved in. where they compete with each other based on one upping. and that this particular sex tape features the mythical dirty sanchez. i cant make this shit up. yeah i heard there is some crazy shit on that tape..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Hello there and welcome to getDshirts.com I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE! ~ Dustin Diamond $15 Dollars.......................................$20 Dollars (Autographed) (quote uncentered for your viewing pleasure) He also has free ringtones here http://www.getdshirts.com/free.php I wouldnt mind having an autographed t-shirt for 20 bucks. I pay 20 for tees without autographs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Freddy Zion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 'i can sing...i can sing... i'm so excited, i'm so excited.i'm so...so.. scared....' this episode was so groundbreaking!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 here you go shaolin....embrace of the vampire....allysa milano's nude scene...just click on one of the thumbnails... http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/alyssa_milano_video/pic.html (warning: not appropriate for work) props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 props! fo shiggity!:huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Someone must have seen this tape by now if it really exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It must exist http://www.savedbythesmell.net/ Anyone seen it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 How bad is this going to be, a preview: http://www.clubredlight.com/_m/common/1/m0256.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 My boy said he was at great adventures and seen screech in a line and dudes were clowning him,and that screech was on jet li type shit and started droppin dudes out.werd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesteelrod Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 i'd watch the film for sure, i bet he makes the broad screech... fuck i can't believe nobody said that yet, hahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 out of everyone from that show i could have seen this comin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Johnny Brentwood, what. I bet Screech is huge in the pants, nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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