Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 :shakehead: The dildo story made me throw up a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ahahhaahahhahahahahahahaha. Fuck old people rule too hard sometime's. Not to mention their absolutely flawless fasion sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 wow this is tottally mixed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ....but have unfortunately already heard while watching SNL - with steve martin - there was a skit where a woman he's about to bone asks "so, when does the viagra start to work?" "oh, for me it only takes about 15 to 20 minutes" to which grandma shouts out "liar! it takes between 1 to 3 hours!" :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 banned. and by that i mean ban yourself for posting this. The weirdest shit my grandma has ever done is try to hook me up with an employee at her retirement home so I'd be forced to visit them both. Grandma might not have thought to notice what young girls do in this day and age but those eyebrows were completly painted on. Like woah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelkone Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i remember my grandma bought her friend to a christmas lunch, some stranger and she started talking about her dildo... that shit was pushed way to far, i think i spewed up a little bit of turkey in my mouth mmm turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 My Grandma once said "Mud, blood or elephant shit, I'm leaving this hospital today". To this day i have no idea what exactly that means but two days later she died in her own home. What a machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 During highschool days i was working in this retirement home and this old man goes "HEY YOU WATCH THIS" He then proceeded to pee his pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 while visiting my grandma and looking for an over sized t shirt to wear to bed, i also found a costco king size tube of ky jelly in her bottom drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 ITS FOR HER CALOUSSSSESESSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 OKAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 when my grandfather was ill and about to pass, i would visit him at the hospital. he would begin to recount stories and next thing you know he was on more tangents than a monkey is on tree limbs. i always found it amusing but sad at the same time. the funniest part is he was aware it was happening and would tell me, im loosing control of the airplane. now it makes me think how i will be when im of age to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 My Grandma once said "Mud, blood or elephant shit, I'm leaving this hospital today". To this day i have no idea what exactly that means but two days later she died in her own home. What a machine. i will use that phrase at least once today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 "Go drive around the neighborhood and see if you can find the pieces of shit that stole my weed plants." Grandma doesn't much care for police, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 "WATCH ME SUCK THIS WEINER" and shoves a hot dog down her throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 i don't really want to hear my grandma say anything, she's dead. not really but i thought that would be funny to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 wow what an extreme account of sinilism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 My grandma tried to use her TV remote control to call someone the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 im nearly 18 and gran came to stay at our house the other day and she was checking my brush was wet to see if i cleaned my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Yeah, it's pretty sad to see someone you love slipping like that, but I couldn't help but chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 im nearly 18 and gran came to stay at our house the other day and she was checking my brush was wet to see if i cleaned my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 During highschool days i was working in this retirement home and this old man goes "HEY YOU WATCH THIS" He then proceeded to pee his pants. That guy is basically my hero. My grandmother never had sex. Ever. She found all seven of her children in ditches or boxes left out at the curb. She is a saint. This is what I tell myself. Even though she sometimes forgets who I am. And thinks I am trying to steal her soul. That is just the prune juice talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 mud, blood, or elephant shit, i used that phrase again today as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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