a605writer Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 What the fuck is up with girls being fucking gay? So my banging ex of like 2 years of being broken up after a pretty serious relationship, which i more or less have never gotten over, comes to this party with her boyfriend and once he is asleep it is on. She's rubbing me and sitting around with me for several hours just flirting you know the deal. The whole time we're messing around she's going over to make sure that her boyfriend is asleep every 15 minutes. Everyone there was pretty tight so if anybody knew what was up her boyfriend would be woken up in 2 seconds, so it was extremely awkward and i couldn't just be like lets go fool around in the corner. So near the end of night she looks straight at me and says "I'm gonna go to bed soon," and puts her feet against mine and starts like petting me. So my smooth ass self (I'm not smooth at all) says, you want to go chill outside. She says no, but soon after gets up, and goes to the bathroom, or so i thought. She comes back several minutes later looks at me and says, "it was nice outside." So come on right there you know she wanted it. Then i ask again hoping she'll do the same thing and i go outside, but by this time she was probably pissed off thinking i was just fucking around or whatever. So tonight I call her and ask what was up with the other night? She says what do you mean? I explain everything that happened pretty much, and then she goes, "I had a lot to drink and I'm sorry if I sent made the wrong impression." My stomach fucking drops and its one of those holy shit i've fucked up this time moments. I am extremely insecure and this is probably one my worst nightmares. She's lives out of town and has a long distance relationship with her boyfriend that she seems to hate, so i say as casually as possible, next time your in town give me a call if you want to hang out or whatever. Now this shit is so fucked up I'm probably never going to be able to have a normal conversation with a girl i really liked again. Not only that, but this is probably going to be one of the top 3 most embarrassing moments of my life. In reality, I don't see what could be much worse aside from your mom walking in while rubbing one out. Now that I have told you all this, feel free to make fun of me, share similar experiences, or comment in anyway. I'm sure there is another thread like this but whatever, I feel safe anonymously sharing my problems with people I don't know online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Girls are fuckin evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 bleach her anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You're* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 oh. were getting into this phase of 12oz again. i wonder if this shit is like the seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You bastard ICB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Im all for the anal bleaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Now that I have told you all this, feel free to make fun of me. You suck cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Your life is ruined now because you played footsie with your ex. I am so so sorry dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i didnt read any of your story, but i advise you to poo in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 oh. were getting into this phase of 12oz again. i wonder if this shit is like the seasons. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ex called me crying and then I was dismissive, felt good, because she ruined my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 YOUR LIFE CANT BE RUINED WHEN YOU ARE STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You cant tell me this isnt what you look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 LOL @ boxcars comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a605writer Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 You cant tell me this isnt what you look like. no sorry bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 you must be a cancer. poor, sensitive soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 that pic is hilarious. how old is that kid? 11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 That nigga got cancer? OH SHIT SON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 HPV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 no sorry bud life's fucking lesson...you two will hook up soon enough. Go paint her nameon a wall, if you even do graffiti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 YOUR LIFE CANT BE RUINED WHEN YOU ARE STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL ;) life: read, week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 sorry to hear about you havin cancer shit happens i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 girl pulled some fag shit on me so i completely cut her off. i make sure to catch as many tags around her neighborhood to piss her off, haha. let someone else deal with it, not my problem anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I had a maid clean my house today... Life is good. * Oh, and I'm a cancer, an alcoholic, and abuse the occasional substance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 where did all these high school kids come from? is pg down again? channel zero ain't wu tang. channel zero is for the adults, not the children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 the girl is trash. you don't need her anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 there was nothing in that story about her being gay. i don't think girls having boyfriends is gay. you must have misinterpreted that. next time, take her outside and do something that will constitute cheating, which will fuck up her other relationship, and when she comes crying to you about it, you'll realize you don't really care how she feels about anything. then maybe you'll bone a couple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i held a girls hand the other day, and that night i gave her the bohemian snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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