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I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day

When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a bit field of tall grass.

I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face.

As I fell asleep and dreamed,

I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie,

And that I was the star of the movie.

This really blew my mind,

The fact that me, an overfed, long-haired, leaping gnome,

Should be the star of a Hollywood movie...

But there I was....

 

I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings.

I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world,

In front of every kind of girl...

There was long ones, tall ones, short ones,

Brown ones, black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle, came a lady,

She whispered in my ear something crazy,

She said...

 

"Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,"

 

I thought to myself what could that mean?

Am I going crazy or is this just a dream?

Now, wait a minute,

I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere,

So it's all in my head,

And then...I heard her say one more time...

 

"Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,"

 

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back

As she disappeared, but soon she returned.

In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass.

She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass,

And raised it to her lips,

And just before she drank it, she said...

 

"Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,

Spill the wine and take that pearl,"

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i have this homegirl who s hair has grown past her knees... shit is super healthy strong and fuck its like woah...

 

i dont hink sh has ever really cut it in her life, apart from the maintenence snip and clip

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ok, i've decided to not cut my hair.

 

 

Thank you 12ozprophet; you're always there for me when I have serious questions about life.

 

<3

 

 

i'm considering a big chop off.

but this always happens during the fall

and i think

i better wait until the spring so i'll have warm hair all winter instead of chilly head.

then spring comes and i don't cut it.

now it's long as hell and needs to get the fuck offa me.

 

serious though..if you do..

do locks of love

they cut your hair for free and donate it to kids with cancer who lose theirs to chemo.

 

http://www.locksoflove.org/

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catface..

 

 

The rusty trombone is a sexual act performed by two individuals. The male is typically in a standing position with his knees and back slighly bent and his feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the male and will perform anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually masturbate the standing partner, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation, however other positions and variations are possible.

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