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papa_dukes, September 22, 2006 in Channel Zero
peanut butter sucks. I just got a flurry.
i specifically asked for cookie dough and
Oreo cookies. The bitch gave me
cookie dough and peanut butter cup
LAST NIGHT I FARTED IN THE BATHTUB. I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH. YEAH I SAID I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH NIGGUH WHAT. TUPAC TOOK BUBBLE BATHS AND SO DOES 50 CENT. ANYWAYS MY FARTS CREATED BUBBLES THAT FLOATED TO THE TOP, AND STAYED ON THE SURFACE IN THE FORM OF SOAP BUBBLES AND IT FINALLY POPPED. WHEN IT POPPED, THAT'S WHEN THE STENCH HIT ME.
SO IT DAWNED ON ME, LIKE A REVELATION OR SOME SHIT. YOU KNOW HOW KIDS BLOW BUBBLES OUT OF THOSE BUBBLE WANDS? WHAT IF YOU HAD A WAY TO SHOOT FART BUBBLES THROUGH THOSE WANDS? AND IT EXPLODED LATER. KINDA LIKE A DELAYED FART.
I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS.
WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET A PATENT CUZ I DONT WANT YOU UNORIGINAL NIGGUHS TAKIN MY IDEAS.
I MEAN SERIOUS WHAT A NIGGUH GOTTA DO TO GET A MUHFUCKIN PATENT???
CAN YOU HELP A NIGGUH OUT?
CAN YOU LOAN A NIGGUH A PENCIL?
I PUT THE H AT THE END TO EMPHASIZE NIIIGGGAAAAHHHHH
worst thread ever
weak mero impression...
THIS IS HOW I TALK. OTHER THAN THE CAPSLOCK I SEE NO SIMILARITIES. PLUS HE DON'T TALK ABOUT FARTS. THAT IS SOME SHIT I NEVER GREW OUT OF.
if mero were dead, he'd be rolling around in his grave right about now
really easy to do
you break them open have a few ounces of it add to a bubble mixture
2 tblsp dish soap
1 cup water
1 tblsp corn syrup
1 tblsp glycerin
9 oz water
1 cup liquid tempra paints
2 tblsp dish detergent
1 tblsp liquid starch
1 pack stink bomb mixture
GOOD LOOKIN OUT MAINTER
I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS. MAYNE I'LL SUCK YO DICK!
brace yo selff foollllll
was botu to say shits called stink bombs
i had a revelation of my own....
THIS BITCH IS A MAN
been sayin on that man business.
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