Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
papa_dukes

I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY NIGGUH.

Recommended Posts

peanut butter sucks. I just got a flurry.

i specifically asked for cookie dough and

Oreo cookies. The bitch gave me

cookie dough and peanut butter cup

 

Im Pissed

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WEAK CRACKUH `

LAST NIGHT I FARTED IN THE BATHTUB. I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH. YEAH I SAID I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH NIGGUH WHAT. TUPAC TOOK BUBBLE BATHS AND SO DOES 50 CENT. ANYWAYS MY FARTS CREATED BUBBLES THAT FLOATED TO THE TOP, AND STAYED ON THE SURFACE IN THE FORM OF SOAP BUBBLES AND IT FINALLY POPPED. WHEN IT POPPED, THAT'S WHEN THE STENCH HIT ME.

 

SO IT DAWNED ON ME, LIKE A REVELATION OR SOME SHIT. YOU KNOW HOW KIDS BLOW BUBBLES OUT OF THOSE BUBBLE WANDS? WHAT IF YOU HAD A WAY TO SHOOT FART BUBBLES THROUGH THOSE WANDS? AND IT EXPLODED LATER. KINDA LIKE A DELAYED FART.

 

I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS.

 

WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET A PATENT CUZ I DONT WANT YOU UNORIGINAL NIGGUHS TAKIN MY IDEAS.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WEAK CRACKUH `

I MEAN SERIOUS WHAT A NIGGUH GOTTA DO TO GET A MUHFUCKIN PATENT???

 

CAN YOU HELP A NIGGUH OUT?

 

CAN YOU LOAN A NIGGUH A PENCIL?

 

I PUT THE H AT THE END TO EMPHASIZE NIIIGGGAAAAHHHHH

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WEAK CRACKUH `

THIS IS HOW I TALK. OTHER THAN THE CAPSLOCK I SEE NO SIMILARITIES. PLUS HE DON'T TALK ABOUT FARTS. THAT IS SOME SHIT I NEVER GREW OUT OF.

 

PLEASE BEWEEVE

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
weak mero impression...

 

if mero were dead, he'd be rolling around in his grave right about now

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

really easy to do

 

stinkbombs3.jpg

you break them open have a few ounces of it add to a bubble mixture

 

Basic Bubbles

 

2 tblsp dish soap

1 cup water

 

Sweet Bubbles

1 tblsp corn syrup

2 tblsp dish soap

1 cup water

 

Magic Bubbles

1 tblsp glycerin

2 tblsp dish soap

9 oz water

 

Color Bubbles

1 cup liquid tempra paints

2 tblsp dish detergent

1 tblsp liquid starch

 

 

Stink Bubbles

1 tblsp corn syrup

2 tblsp dish soap

1 cup water

1 pack stink bomb mixture

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WEAK CRACKUH `

GOOD LOOKIN OUT MAINTER

 

I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS. MAYNE I'LL SUCK YO DICK!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×