JambaJuice Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Original: Reply to: pers-207561759craigslistorg Date: 2006-09-15, 12:42AM PDT hey guys my name's janie and i've been in sd for about 3 months now and am looking to meet some cool guys. i'm 26, single, no kids, don't smoke, like to drink, and i like to have fun. i dig most music, love old school rap. anyone remember 2 live crew? put it in the buck! ha! sorry, i just found the cd the other day... i have a crappy job (asst mgr at Burger King) but it pays the bills. i'm looking for a cool guy to hang with who lives in the area and is single and is between 23-31. you should have a job and a car and no baby mama drama. no losers please! now, the third times the charm part. you need to know this about me. i've tried online dating two other times. it did not work out well. i am being treated (have been for years) for acute IBS (Irritable bowel syndrome). Yes, i know -- gross. The reason i am telling you this now is that it is a big issue in my life and does affect me on a daily basis. I need to be by a bathroom most of the time and I have to go often on bad days. And yes, this girl farts. (yeah, im the only one). now im not telling you this to scare you or gross you out, but it's something i want to be up front about because it does play a big role in my life. no i won't talk about it often, but id rather get it out of the way now than have disaster dates (which i've had twice) again. so yeah, it's a lousy thing, but i deal. i am NOT a pity case. don't think that because i'm telling you this I'm some slut who will fall into bed with anyone because i'm desperate. i'm not. i just have been in a funk and need to meet some new people. in fact, im pretty select so you better be hot! ha :) and like destiny's child says i like a man who carries big things if you know what i mean :) anyway drop me a line with a pic and tell me about u Janie P.S. I've got some replies and yes, I'm not lying (jerks) and no I don't need advice or help, i have 2 very capable doctors, thank u very much ps again: to the jerk that called me shiatty mcCrapsalot - very funny NOT. and no i am not into any "bathroom sex" you sickos. just straigt up, jeez. and to randy, here is my beach pic, yes i was burnt that day * this is in or around san diego * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 she looks good but with 'acute' IBS and burger king job shes still a no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Do not pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 i liked the Shitty McCrapsalot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 ahh ha ha ha i saw that the other day too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 anal with her is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT gunna happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 hahahahahahaha so gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i was attracted to this pretty & smart white girl in one of my classes. she revealed she had IBS. that ended that particular crush. /tru stori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 IBS just happens to be one of my fetishes. SMASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 what's IBS? is it like the clap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Irritable bowel syndrome gives me erections too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Adriana from Sopranos had the IBS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 you wont have to worry about her putting on the pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The real question is, would you let this woman take a shit on your chest? cause its gonna happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 hahaha..cash money on point!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 nahhh son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 she needs to change her diet or she'll pee out her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 BK and IBS, hmmm coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Irrasistable Bowel Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 white girl....yucck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 she needs to change her diet or she'll pee out her butt WOW. /you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 HOW MUCH COULD THAT SKINNY ASS BITCH SHIT?! IM INTRIGUED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I fuckin' love bathroom sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Eww.I could never date a girl with that , I try my best to believe girls dont fart or shit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Original: This picture: And this quote: now, the third times the charm part. you need to know this about me. i've tried online dating two other times. it did not work out well. i am being treated (have been for years) for acute IBS (Irritable bowel syndrome). Yes, i know -- gross. The reason i am telling you this now is that it is a big issue in my life and does affect me on a daily basis. I need to be by a bathroom most of the time and I have to go often on bad days. And yes, this girl farts. (yeah, im the only one). Would make for some very unhappy sea creatures. And this is just plain ol' funny: ps again: to the jerk that called me shiatty mcCrapsalot - very funny NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 ^^^ looks like she just shat a tiny person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I dont know who said it here before, but the fact is that more often than not any female you meet off of the internet is going to be flawed in some way you're not going to want to deal with. This is just another example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 "shitty mcCrapsalot" This made me fart unexpectedly due to laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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