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i would just like everybody to know

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that i just farted and the lingering stench of rotten eggs and dead piglets is

putruid. i'm going to go take a shit now

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do you think oompa loompas shit stank? or do you think it smells like chocolate and gum drops?......it probably smells like crazy old man semen since Willy be puttin his Wonka in thier lil oompa loompa asses! why do you think they walk so funny!

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I always consider mentioning some of my finer moments in the WC, aka the Library.

 

I could tell you, "It sounded like a sumo wrestler ripping a phonebook in half while spitting a mouthful of ball bearings into a steel bowl."

 

But, I'm past that phase.

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