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YO MOMMA....

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Ok bored as hell and i decided to follow in the footsteps of FEZ............

THIS.........IS............12OZ YO MOMMA!!!!

 

>>yo momma is so stupid that she showed up to a gangbang wearing a blue rag and yelling out "WEST SIDE!!"

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YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN YOU TOLD HER THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR SOME DUDE ON MYSPACE, SHE SAID " SHE LEFT YOU FOR AN ASTRONAUT?"

 

...........ok that one wasn't so hot

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yo momma said she liked seafood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so i gave that bitch crabs

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i asked yo momma why she was growing her goatee in, she said" didn't you hear? i'm bringing sexy back!"

 

wait.....

you moma is so nasty i saw her dancing in front of her mirror shaving her chest singing "i'm bringing sexy back!!"

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yo mommy so smart when asked about uknow...

she replied, my stupid toy son who made a 12 year old joke/cliche into a thread on 12oz...

yea iknow....

 

 

very dissapointed!..:shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:

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when she spreads her legs it's like a bad seafood buffet, crabs, lobsters, a big ass clam, the smell of dolphin safe rotten tuna, and dead sea gull

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my momma don't speak english, she just grunts and points!! been like that ever since the crack epidemic!!

 

......relax guy, don't throw salt, i'm just bored, if you don't like this thread go check out another one!

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yo momma is so stupid she thought an STD was a college entrance exam!

 

these first three were corny. never heard em before so i'm assuming you made em up

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these first three were corny. never heard em before so i'm assuming you made em up

YEAH I KNOW THEY WERE CORNY!! YES IMADE EM UP! YES I'M SOOPER BORED! YES I KNOW I'M NOT FUNNY!! BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS.....................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEHEHEHE.......

 

 

YO MOTHERFUNKIN MOMMA!!!!

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ALL RIGHT FOLKS, I'M OUT GOTTA GO OUT TO LOMA LINDA, GOT A LIL HOMIE THATS ILL, SICK, OH AND HE DOESN'T FEEL TO GOOD EITHER! SO HE'S UP IN THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL SO I'M GONNA GO MAKE SURE HE HASN'T PAINTED HIS HOSPITAL BED! SO YOU ALL KEEP IT GREASY!!

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I TRIED CLICKING GET HELP WITH WRITING THE POST BUT NOTHING HAPPENED AND THAT DAMN PAPERCLIP JUST SAT THERE WITH THAT FUCKED UP ASS GRIN ON HIS FACE LOOKING AT ME

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