deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 For lunch the co-workers and I went to Buffalow Wild Wings. I love spicy food and had to order BLAZZIN' (their hottest wings) to gear up for a head to head wing eating contest next week. They were spicy but far from too hot to handle. Next week I'll toast everyone that takes part. Butt for now I just pooped. I'm having major stomach problems and as poo comes out it is burning my asshole and leaving a rather painful sting. I think peeing in my butt would clear it up, or maybe douching with heavy cream. So if you're in the chicagoland area drop a pm so I can drop a BM. Pee in my butt:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 So very homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 ohh and yes of course NoHomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Im sure there are other ways to go about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 holy crap........ take pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i wanted buffalo wild wings :( greedyface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 ^ . ^ wanna line up holes and pee in me I'd much rather have a female do this despite the mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i think this is appropriate here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 that girls pissing is not sexy... female ejaculation on my face however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 ^ . ^ wanna line up holes and pee in me I'd much rather have a female do this despite the mess welll since you said it in such a gentleman-like manner....;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 coolness! drink 2 monsters, if it's going in me it better be glowing!!!!!!!!!!!! motherfucking RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i think this is appropriate here.... Thats cool and all but just to get crazy I suggest.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 DONT EAT ECOLI SPINACH ITS MADE OF PEOPOLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 will you settle for two venti lattes instead? I hate monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 do you pee neon after lattes? I just pooped again, does anyone undstand this or have good suggestions? right now im thinking a shampoo or conditioner squirt may fix things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 hahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 COnditioner maybe, shampoo will make it worse. Try some lovespell lotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 love spell lotion is one of my faves...not for peeing though or lubrication. i just like how it smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Not for peeing? Haha.. I've never peed with lotion... I have used it as lube though. It smells alot better then the smell of a fine ass bitches ass getting fucked. It's my favorite too by the way. Edit: haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 /noneon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 It smells alot better then the smell of ass getting fucked. homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I don't care who's ass you fuck, LoveSpell makes it nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 I hear you, It's kinda like getting your dick sucked, no matter who's doing it your dick is still in a mouth :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yeah! Especially if he's good at it!!!! Edit: Or she... Cause you know... /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 Right, right, right... uh... no homo on my end too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 this thread is so very wrong on so many levels you could shove an icecube in your ass and spare us the details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 and you can fuck yourself on the way out of my thread bitchmade faggot :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 E-BEEF E-BEEF!!!!zOMG!!!11one11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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