^ . ^ Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum but like mams said, i dont "go" anywhere to pick up dudes, because that shit is super lame and desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Oh my god you guys are retarded even I couldnt work the gaybar angle... No way, not even you?! Damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 the alley behind my house meet you there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 priest: to love and to hold guy: to love and to hold priest: until death to you apart guy: actually, can we leave that part out?.. i'm a necrophiliac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 And you don't want to get hit on because you are a ____? Actually it's more like groped or harassed. I like to just dance, not grind up against some sweaty scumbag trying to grab my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I was just about to IM you to ask you something, but you weren't on. Then I saw you posted, so I was gonna ask you here, but now I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 where do i go to meet chickies? wherever thar be asian girls matey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Where do I go? Venice beach with Lens.... OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOL. Jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Actually it's more like groped or harassed. I like to just dance, not grind up against some sweaty scumbag trying to grab my tits. Fuck that grinding shit. Not my steez. You should just go to the local pub type thingy, no? I guess people in NM are very gropey. Savages! *nvm - i forgot about the part wher eyou said you like to dance.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 ^^^ actually, it's not such a bad idea to go to gay bars to hit on chicks. Not all of 'em are dykes. I go there with my friends so that we don't get hit on... actually a buddy of mine and myself used to do this all the time. it worked once or twice, so more of our friends would join us. we would take girls (friends of ours) and they loved it, just for the fact that they knew they wouldn't be harrased. except by us. oh yeah, [/no homo] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 went to a gay bar once, only because my friend rounded up a posse of her girlfriends so she can fight this other lesbian that was dating her ex-girlfriend. DRAAMA! anyhoo, the place was raunchy as fuck and i almost got molested by two big black dykes. scary. i refuse to go to the restroom in those dumps. fatalist/nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisDayAllGodsDie Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I went to a gay bar once without knowing it was a gay bar. i ended up there trashed with some girl from ohio and a midget. I go to channel zero to pick up chicks. i show them my graffitees then totally get on with the trombonering. Wonk Saggin. Also borders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 here, the gay bar is the nicest bar. seriously. shit is nice. anyway, one of the times we went one of the bartenders was feeling my boy, he said, fuck it, chatted with dude (nothing more) and got us free New Castle's the rest of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 then went backed sucked him off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i meet my ladies at Checks Cashed on the 1st and 15th of each month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 if he did, he did. whatever, i got free beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Tonight I am going to a 1969 party every that means...My shirt says 1977 on it i figure its close enough it also means i dont hve to do my hair.... what pick up line should i use? i will take any and use any...I may not remember all of tonight by i will do my best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 buttpee anything. you know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 duh god what do you think i am a n00b? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 page 2 girls are whack Kilo, all the hot girls chill on page 3! please believe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitchesI fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitches I fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitchesI fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches I fuck bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Everywhere I go... This guy knows whats up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I don't meet girls, girls meet me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I should have closed this after the jesus potato(e) spoke the gospel: just go out to have fun, and if you meet a girl, awesome. If you fake it and go to some place just because you think you can score, then you are setting yourself up for a hard fall when she realises you aren't that kind of guy (or that kind of gay, if you go to gay bars) example: I went the bar next to my house, just to hang with friends, and met her: * not a good picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 picture dont work... I dont set up for a fall I get what I want, always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 hubris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i just hit on my female friends long enough and they give in. then they end up telling me how much they regret it. and i laugh because they stroked my harbl. relationship free since '85. real talk. yeah, i'm an asshole and a creep. sue me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Actually it's more like groped or harassed. I like to just dance, not grind up against some sweaty scumbag trying to grab my tits. That IS dancing...damn it, this ain't the 90's lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 where do i go. truthfully i dont go a certain place for that if i meet em i meet em but i know which ones to give more of a fuck about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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