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Rummy's Big Shit List Fall 2006

(more concepts and actions than KOH's people to die list)

 

 

 

People who ignnore trafic rules

- this includes, but is not limited to taxi drivers, people on bikes,

pedestrains, soccer moms and cops. Please dont fuck with the rules.

Illegal U-Turns can kill people, and yourself, so dont be an asshole, asshole!

And people on bikes, the stop signs apply to you to, and so do RED LIGHTS!

 

People who Fight Old Age to Excess

- I understand this world is all about youth, but please stop kidding yoruself!

Women over 50 with bleached blond hair, fake tans and plastic faces dont

look young... they scare the children! If you look like the woman (or the man)

from Dog The Bounty Hunter, you need to step back from the hairspray.

 

People who wear hoods up when it's not raining

- what the fuck are you hiding from? Spy satelites?

 

People who try to sell you junk

- I buy a lot of used records and I cant stand it when someone will place

and add on craigslist and not say what kind of records they have. I sent

an email to one person asking what kind/how many records they were

selling at their garage sale, to see if it was worth even going, and the

answer I got was "oh there's lots, come and see". There were 30 classical records.

There's probably way more junk sellers online, but I try not to buy too much crap.

 

Drunks who ask for money while drunk

- dude, get up off the street, whipe the shit off your face, and then maybe

I'll give you a dollar, but now that I've seen that you spend your money on

cheap cherry/crack/anything to fuck you up and you sit behind the library

where all the kids can see you..... not a fucking chance. no sympathy.

 

That big centipede in my bathroom this morning

- You make it really hard to relax and take a shit when I know there's probably

more inch long bugs running around in the floorboards. Bugs outside are fine,

but come inside and you get squished.

 

My Umbrella

- where the fuck did you go? I've lost so many umbrellas it's astounding.

 

 

 

meh..... this is rumpuncher, 4 days sober, before coffee.

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I got a bottle of old crow with your name on it man...your stressing me out for christ sakes!!! TAKE A DAMN DRINK!!!

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fuckers who blast through stop signs and stop in the middle of intersections. Seems to be a new trend in driving.

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People who ignnore trafic rules

- this includes, but is not limited to taxi drivers, people on bikes,

pedestrains, soccer moms and cops. Please dont fuck with the rules.

Illegal U-Turns can kill people, and yourself, so dont be an asshole, asshole!

And people on bikes, the stop signs apply to you to, and so do RED LIGHTS!

 

I'm sayin'.

 

You should definitely ammend 'The asshole that never uses his turn signal' to this section. I swear to god nothing bothers me more.

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and the guy (or gal) who sits in the left lane at a stop light,

and then turns on his left turn signal AFTER people are lined up behind him. (or her)

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Sneak's Shit List

 

 

People who drive like they are retarded

 

Come on people, dont act like this is your first day driving. Check you blindspots, USE YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNAL!! If your piece of shit breaks down or you get in a minor accident, lug your shit off the road and dont block the way.

 

People that feel the need to cheer you up

 

If I wanted the attention I would be emo or something, but when someone tells you they are in a shitty mood and dont want to be bothered, dont feel like its your obligation to stay around and try to make them smile.

 

Bosses who think its a great idea to incovince others

 

Just cause you live down the street, doesnt mean everyone else does. So dont give me shit for being late when I have to fight traffice while you just ride your gay ass bike.

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or when motorist don't tie their cargo or whatever they're hauling correctly, and that shit flys out causing mayhem on the freeways. Just the other day a huge cardboard box came flying off the truck in front of me, and you can imagine i was screaming my ass off.

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The whole moving your car if you been in a fender bender or your car breaks down thing is a huge pet peave!!!

 

GET YOUR 1984 OLDSMOBILE CELEBRITY OUT THE DAMN ROAD BITCH!!!! AND TURN YOUR FUCKING HAZARD LIGHTS ON!!!!

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people who do not tip...its 3:30 am, you live inte ghetto and I just drove 10 minutes to bring food to you at this ungodly hour...give me a fucking tip...and remember I have your name, phone number, and I know where you live.

 

Drunken yuppies that think just because they make more money than me, wear name brand clothes and know how to work hair gel they are automatically higher up on the social ladder than me. Sorry dickhead, your not, just because your such a prick I am going to use that as a reason to act like I am better than you, you snooty fucking cockwad.

 

cabbies, anyone thats ever been behind one late at night while the bars are letting out will understand why.

 

the fact that my faucet is broken and I can not use hot water or my dishwasher until I get enough money for a new faucet so the only thing I can do is let my dishes soak in soapy COLD water until I get this shit fixed....along with this I am laso pissed about the fact that my toilet it also broken.

 

johnny hip hop that we just hired at work, I swear this kid personafies about 90% of 12oz. Its a kid I see out at bars and clubs occaisionally trying to so hard to be hip hop. I was outside smoking a ciggarette and out comes this fucking cracker and the first thing he yells to some random stranger is "YO SON!! I JUST GOTS ME A J-O-B!!!"...seriously this kid is trying to be something, and when you got to try to be something that means your not it...go fucking mix draino and hennesey and see how much you can drink.

 

fuck buddies trying to become wifey status and telling me what I need to do with my life. I like the way I live my life, its fun and I have no responsibility to anything other than myself. Plus bitch you need to know your role. you are nothing more than the girl I fuck everyonce in a while because I have nothing better to do with my time.

 

jews...nuff said

 

thats all for now, I am sure there will be more I will add on after I get pissed about something esle

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people who do not tip...its 3:30 am, you live inte ghetto and I just drove 10 minutes to bring food to you at this ungodly hour...give me a fucking tip...and remember I have your name, phone number, and I know where you live.

 

Drunken yuppies that think just because they make more money than me, wear name brand clothes and know how to work hair gel they are automatically higher up on the social ladder than me. Sorry dickhead, your not, just because your such a prick I am going to use that as a reason to act like I am better than you, you snooty fucking cockwad.

 

cabbies, anyone thats ever been behind one late at night while the bars are letting out will understand why.

 

the fact that my faucet is broken and I can not use hot water or my dishwasher until I get enough money for a new faucet so the only thing I can do is let my dishes soak in soapy COLD water until I get this shit fixed....along with this I am laso pissed about the fact that my toilet it also broken.

 

johnny hip hop that we just hired at work, I swear this kid personafies about 90% of 12oz. Its a kid I see out at bars and clubs occaisionally trying to so hard to be hip hop. I was outside smoking a ciggarette and out comes this fucking cracker and the first thing he yells to some random stranger is "YO SON!! I JUST GOTS ME A J-O-B!!!"...seriously this kid is trying to be something, and when you got to try to be something that means your not it...go fucking mix draino and hennesey and see how much you can drink.

 

fuck buddies trying to become wifey status and telling me what I need to do with my life. I like the way I live my life, its fun and I have no responsibility to anything other than myself. Plus bitch you need to know your role. you are nothing more than the girl I fuck everyonce in a while because I have nothing better to do with my time.

 

jews...nuff said

 

thats all for now, I am sure there will be more I will add on after I get pissed about something esle

 

 

people like you are somewhere in my 10 page long shitlist.

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I’m dreading tomorrow morning.

 

Some fat ass builder is going to rock up at 6, make a fuck load of noise while I’m trying to get my sleep on, ask for way to many coffee's/cigarettes, let the dog out, I will have to go on a mission to find the mutt and then his coming back the next day.

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Drunken yuppies that think just because they make more money than me, wear name brand clothes and know how to work hair gel they are automatically higher up on the social ladder than me. Sorry dickhead, your not, just because your such a prick I am going to use that as a reason to act like I am better than you, you snooty fucking cockwad.

 

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"You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."

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more random shitlist....

 

SNOW / RAIN IN THE CITY

- how come show can be so nice out in the country, or on the mountains but ti's so shity in the city?

Same with rain. A rainy day in a cabin in the woods is kind of relaxing. Toxic puddles of shit water

all around the city are far from soothing. Who come somethign so nice in the country can be so shity in the city?

 

REALLY SLOW WALKERS

- I was walkign up my street with this couple, and a walk that takes me about 2 minutes took us 20!

It was seriously like we'd pass one house every 20 seconds. I just can't doddle like that. get a move on!

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dude..... stingrays are great.

 

I went scuba diving at a place called 'stingray city' in Grand Cayman where you swim with and feed dozens of them.

 

Their stinger only works as a reflex, so they can't actually attack with it. It's strickly a reactive sting.

 

just saying.....

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