thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 so it starts raining, and im late to work. they have one of these stupid new crosswalks that makes you feel like you should stop for the pedestrians cus its against the law. im not speeding, im not following too close, and some foreign dude runs out in the crosswalk in front of this old lady. lady slams on brakes, i slam on brakes. my brakes suck. i swerve to the right and still hit her. now my drivers side door doesnt open, my hood is crunched, and i have no left headlight. and my insurance is gonna go up cus technically its my fault. i fucking hate those stupid ass crosswalks. thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 It sounds like you're projecting your anger onto innocent crosswalks, when the real problem is old ladies and foreign dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 ^ so true and look at it as you just added some character to your car not that its broken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 climbing in through the passenger door is 10 character points...at least thats what i heard. lol. edit-but if the crosswalk wasnt there, the foreign dude wouldnt have felt the need to run across the street in front of the old lady. he mightve been like, oh shit this is a road, with cars driving on it. cars are two ton steel machines that are dangerous, maybe i shouldnt run across here until there are no cars! that wouldve been nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Ya, but if you were a full car's length behind the old lady in front of you, you wouldn't have hit her. and if you still did, it's your fault you didnt have a pow-wow with george foreman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 it was raining, i was two car lengths behind her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i pushed the lock thing through my drivers side door last winter when it was frozen, so now i have to open the passenger side, climb in and unlock the door for myself...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I would have mentioned sliding 2 car's length, seems quite noteworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 i pushed the lock thing through my drivers side door last winter when it was frozen, so now i have to open the passenger side, climb in and unlock the door for myself...... score you get 10 character points too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 score you get 10 character points too not only that, but when im gettin in the car with wifey it makes me look like a gentlemen and her look like one of the great ones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaes Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 get a bike sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 rip those signs out of the ground or spray over them with dark paint..............at least thats what everybody does here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 tha siccness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 every thread needs more brotha lynch hung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 haha not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 why didn't you get out of there, if anyone asks say you let someone else use the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I always run across the street, unless the cars are stopped. People come to Boston and think, Hey, it's the Jay-Walking capital of the Universe, but you can spot these fools from a mile away. They're like virgin jay-walkers. I always run, if it looks like it's going to be close. I have the same attitude towards the cops too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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