the man the myth the GOON Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 In the glorious internerd we're offered incredible anonymity. and so i discuss what i have not publicly. not because i care, but because its an interesting thought (me thinks) i'm not a sexual person. i dont' care. i get more from cycling and rock climbing and art than i do from women. its just not a point of stress in my life. anyways. i went 8 months w/o sex. then i hooked up w/ a friends' sister for a minute. we fucked. but it simply wasn't good and the final score was 7-0. vote now, is my streak of 8 months continued from that w/o an orgasm or am i starting a new stretch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I voted for boogie, because he's a man of his word, if he told you he was going to give you a handjob, then god damn it, it was going to be the best damn handjob ever. You'd probobly go gay. No fuck that, you would go Boogiehands. Because he'd be that good at it. First. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Are you saying that when you fucked your homeboys sister you didn't even nut? After 8 months of no pussy? Are you sure you're not a homo? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 its just not a point of stress in my life. lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 yeah man. 8 months. no nut. def. not gay. just bad sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 YOU ARE DEFINITELY SOMETHING. 8 MONTHS WITH NO TANG AND NOT BUSTING IS ONE THING, BUT CYCLING AND ROCK CLIMBING????!!!! GET CHECKED FOR THE GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 shit, i need to get a nut every 8 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 were you extremely drunk? faked the nut once because i was too drunk to come in any sort of reasonable amount of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I've had sex without the frothy finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 who hasn't. my bestfriends girlfriend is terrible in bed, i had to fake a nut everytime. she was worthless except she would take it in the mouth anytime, anywhere. anywhere! but whatever, dude loves her. so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 What about having sex and then half way through going to the friddge and getting a beer then coming back and poping all over the place. Is that counted as no nut sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hasselhoff Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i took a bunch of vicodin once and fucked a girl for like an hour and a half and couldnt bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 just beat off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I was gonna write some satirical haiku to your problem but I'm too tired, so here's your future plan of action: You can't swing. It's not in you. Don't even try. Join a rock climbing club, and a cycling club. In that bunch is your better/perfect fit. It'll be a girl with some baggage, ie: her reasons for not being turned onto sex as much as everyone else. It will be something like she never met her father since her biological parents were both swingers so papa's a rolling stone, and the lack thereof a normal childhood has left her scarred and scared of what might come from following the same path. That or the swinger time in her life is ancient history and she's looking for something more real. Or you're gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Co signed on the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 who hasn't. my bestfriends girlfriend is terrible in bed, i had to fake a nut everytime. she was worthless except she would take it in the mouth anytime, anywhere. anywhere! but whatever, dude loves her. so whatever. And your friend is fine with the knowledge that you have fucked her a few hundred times and fucked her mouth a few hundred more... Man I couldn't handle that shit, I couldn't go out with a chick that has fucked my friend. Seriously. That shit would eat at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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