broke1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i say none, there both fags in tights and i hate them:hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Not our fault you had no childhood. Fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Spawn would win niggas already dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Sinz Burned Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 haha^^thats shits funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 these types of debates have been fought out between nerds at numerous comic book conventions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 is his penis curled up to his belly button or does he have on a diaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 probably just has a small penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Batman had a way better movie, he ownz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 As a counter point to "The GOON", The Batman doesn't nessesarily rely on technology. Thats where he excelles. He relies on his mind. Oh so Supermen needs a 1/4 inch thick lead suit. The Batman would find something to tear open the suit and then put inKryptonite, which we know he actually has. In reality the one thing they have in common is that nether of them believe in killing people. The Main difference, i will say it again is the make up of who they are as people. Superman tends to be honest and fair. He tends to fight fair. He is a tremendous opponent, but he doesn't have the capacity to think in ruthless terms. The Batman needs to achieve his objective at anycost, save killing the person, and that alone gives him an advantage, and its precisely that quality that makes him a more interesting hero. okay, clarification on the comment of "batman relies on tech."--were batman not rich or connected to the tech industry he would simply be a bad ass vigilante, a good ninja fighting crime. the reason he is not simply a ninja is because of his techno advantages. his car, his "flight," a good portion of his arsenal. yes, batman could tear the theoretical suit a new ass to insert kryptonite. but there is a plethora of defense options for superman beyond that. this thread/this argument makes me not wonder why women don't flock to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Yes. I feel the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 this thread/this argument makes me not wonder why women don't flock to me. well actually, real women flock to men for shit like this, not your car or money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 :lol: ^ funniest post ever! next, you're gonna say that "size dosen't matter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 how about batman vs. spiderman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 yeah. thats rich. and since i have neither money (i cook) nor car (i total) i have 0 reason for the dames to talk to me. so further i delve into the mines of moria or the back streets of gotham...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 spiderman would totally squat fart in batmans face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 batman vs. spiderman i seem to remember a crossover of this nature. not well. my take: spidey has access to basically all that batman does weaponry-wise. however he's got the spider side of things. batman has ninja training. batman wins because he's older, wiser and a better fighter, other than spidersense he'd be fighting a less trained version of himself (web shooters v. various bat tools). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 And once again the ruthless nature of a man who has turned his childhood horrors to his advantage. Remember when Batman and Spawn had the cross over and at the end they are cool and shit but Batman tells dude never to come back to Gotham and just to drive that point home, he whips a Batarang into Spawns face? And in the Spawn comics he sewed the middle of his face shut with a shoe string for a few issues because of the Batarang. Man, I SUCK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Batman listens to Led Zeppelin. Superman likes the Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Superman=Led Zeplin Batman=Beatles. Superman wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 superman listens to the backstreet boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Batman listens to Led Zeppelin. Superman likes the Beatles. I swear to god I made my post before I saw this.:biglaugh: But I'm right and you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 ok. apparently i need to start reading batman again. sounds like he's gotten more ruthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 superman listens to the backstreet boys. You type in PINK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 welcome to 12oz prophet 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I havent read any Batman in like four years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 "The Cult" series was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i havent read any batman in like . 10? 12 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 the last Batman i read was The Dark Knight Returns, The Killing Joke and Batman: Year One. and that was a while ago. i've been trying to keep up with Marvel's Cival War. Spidey unmasked, WTF! anyway, back to The Dark Knight V Supes... discuss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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