Gunm Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I reallt despise being in public places where people load on the perfumes and colognes to the point where it;'s like a lethal miasma that surrounds their person and extends forth to strangle people's sense of smell around them. case in point: the old bitch sitting next to me here in the library should be doen to death fpr ther perfume tnat reeks of a combination of burning tires and bubble gum list personal experiences with this awful awful phenominon(sp) p.s. I am making plans to move to Japan in less than a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Go lens! Perfect place for you homie... Be sure to update us on all the modern techno gizmos that we wont see for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 You would.... There is a lady that comes in the office with the same problem....but instead it smells like musk and sweaty ghosts. That shit lingers long after she leaves to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 yeah, i am sick to death of living in the bay area. I started looking into jobs as an english teacher today. Good thing I have that degree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 im usually the one getting called out on wearing too much colone. i dont really care for it much but when i dont shower in like 3 days i usually resort to loading on the colone to mask the smell. i figure its better to smell too good than really nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i also hate excessive use of de-stinkifying spray. it makes me sneeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 ^^^ Febreeze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 yeah, i am sick to death of living in the bay area. I started looking into jobs as an english teacher today. Good thing I have that degree My friend does that!!! She said its an excellent job and she loves Japan so much. And she is hot so thats all I remember her saying in her 2 hour rant about japan... Go look her up if you ever wanna get with a white girl again...(Again I dont reccomend it for you but she is hot)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I smell like a goblin who just returned from waging a year long battle between good and evil. Evil totally prevailed, son. I have a chair in my shower. Because standing up in the shower is sooo 1994. I am pretty sure I could out-lazy anyone on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I want to beat you up because I think you would enjoy it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i have plans to move to florida in less than a year... and i have a chair in my shower cuz wifeys dad lives with us and hes only got one leg.... nothing better than sitting down in the shower in the morning to take a piss and brush your teeth.... or sittin down and having a beer in the shower.. thats fun too... oh and people that smell like the perfume section at filenes suck too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i'll occasionally be cycling down the street and ride through a cloud of caustic vapors. how can someone wear so much of that shit i can smell it when i'm doing 25 mph??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I hate old ladies perfume, that shits fucking nasty. its like walking into a gas chamber in auschwitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Go lens! Perfect place for you homie... Be sure to update us on all the modern techno gizmos that we wont see for years Dude, he's in a library. I'd be surprised if they have Windows 95. Sleep 'tween the stacks Lens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 have you asked serum for some advice? maybe he could help you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 raven put me onto some come de garsons shit that always has ladies asking what it is. tasteful is the key. unless we making out, your not gonna smell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 oh lens, i meant with the moving situation and not the cologne/perfume situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 this girl at work wears perfume that smells exactly like my grandmother. i want to hug her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i got this cologne sample hanae mori from my friend when he bought that burberry shit. god damn that smells so good. last year for new years, i bought some armani black code, and went to a rave, it was great smelling my arm and sitting infront of the huge speakers while ak1200 was killin it. for some reason, some people i know wear cologne when they workout...? *rambles on...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I think black pepole have a very cologney odor or atleast every african male ive met has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 my mom's boyfriend wears old spice and stetson..not wears, but drenches himself in it. he fuckin' stinks. i told my mom and i'm sure he knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I think black pepole have a very cologney odor or atleast every african male ive met has. they smell like grits and fried chicken...and no that's not racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 you go to raves. and you smell black males regularly. i dont like this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 black people smell like ass and afro sheen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 i don't go to raves. i'm not fatalist, and no i'm not talking shit, but i hate glowsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 raves are teh awesomes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 i was talking to the 2 people posting above you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 ahh okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 haaaaaaaaaaaanh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 no, i'm not hannah hhhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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